  So my darling friend urlLink David in San Francisco separates his posts by subject matter. I'm going to have to copy him today, because there are unrelated and random things on my mind this morning. Gay Justice The big news in Austin today is that the gay bashers have been caught. Well, it’s the second biggest news. Something about some airplane crashing into a mansion and killing a bunch of rich people is the juice above the fold. Anyway, this is what happened. One of the gay bashers was grocery shopping, and he saw that the victim was at the store at the same time. He panicked, thinking that the victim would recognize him and report him. So the basher ran out into the parking lot and waved someone down.
He asked the driver for a ride and then proceeded to tell him why he was trying to get away ! The driver dropped him off at home, got his address, and reported him to the police. Okay, now besides the complete and utter stupidity of this criminal, the other strange thing about this story is that his last name is Gay. Really, no shit. He is Mr. Gay. And his younger brother, who was also one of the four bashers is actually gay .
The gay Gay. As in homosexual queer fag buttfucker with two cocks in his mouth. These good Christian warriors are each facing anywhere from 5 to 99 years in prison. I hope they each end up having cellmates with monstrously huge penises. And I hope they get raped every single day while their attackers read passages aloud from the Bible. Diva Wars I’m sitting at work having diva wars with the co-workers. Because one of them just said this unbelievably retarded statement: ‘Cristina Aguilera is the next Madonna.’ Le quoi? Qu’est-ce que tu a dis? Excuse me while I place my eyeballs back into their sockets. Granted, this is the same guy who recently said that people of color should not be allowed to read ‘The Great Gatsby,’ so anything he says must be taken with a grain of cocaine. Cristina Aguilera is not the next Madonna because there will never be another Madonna. Never. Cristina Aguilera is not the next Janet Jackson. She is not the next Whitney Houston. She is not the next Chaka Khan.
She is not even the next Laura Branigan. She is a completely uninteresting and tacky performer who has had a couple of decent songs. Now she must scrub herself clean and take a long nap. Idiot Box In my recent state of mind and heart, I’ve taken to long spells of watching network television as a sort of escape. Last night, I watched ‘Trading Spouses,’ ‘Big Brother 5,’ ‘The Amazing Race,’ and ‘The Late Show.’ Then I tried to go to sleep, but I couldn’t, so I watched ‘Blind Date’ and then ‘The Fifth Wheel.’ This is disgusting. But what can I say? I need the vegetative paralysis right now. And ‘The Amazing Race' is a really, really good show. I always cry at the end. I’m not really rooting for any of the teams, though. Well, maybe Charla and Mirna, but they seem a little thick. Like when they were looking for the painting ‘The Return of the Prodigal Son,’ and Mirna kept pronouncing ‘prodigal’ as if the g were a j.
There are definitely teams I’m rooting against . Like urlLink Nicole and Brandon , the Christian fashion models. You must click on that link and see their bios. Oooh, they make my world so cold and dark. 'Our relationship is God-centered. ' Please, fag, God doesn't want you saying shit like that. He doesn't even like your whiney ass.
And he was offended that you wouldn't drink vodka in Russia. He thinks you need a long violent night in a wet sauna with urlLink Bruce Vilanch in order to redeem your sorry perky ass. UPDATE (2.45 PM): I forgot to mention that I think that urlLink Will , the gay guy from Big Brother 5, is super duper yums. I'm not typically into dumb blonde party boys, which is completely what he is. But I fucking love the way he's been doing his hair, and I love his yummy face, and I love the color of his beautiful smooth chest. And did you see when he was jokingly trying to seduce Cowboy last night? When he was leaning over the edge of the swimming pool, the arch of his lower back gave me the chills and wood. This post has been kind of random and perhaps not very interesting. So what, motherfuckers? Gotta problem? Suck off! Love, David. 
