  But what's even worse, is when Harvard Square is entirely closed off due to some street fair celebrating May Day and walk for hunger.
Now, I love street fairs and all (and perhaps indulged in a lobster roll and some fried dough on my walk back from the urlLink spa ), but don't close off one of the main thoroughfares in Cambridge and try to reroute traffic down one-lane streets ridded with potholes and pedestrians who don't look when they're crossing! People in Massachusetts - and especially Boston - already cannot drive, don't make it harder for them. And if you must close off streets for a Mayfair, at least have a maypole to make it worth it. I like maypoles. It took me a scant 40 minutes to get up to Cambridge (about 50 miles - I drive fast), but then it took me 20 - that's right, TWENTY minutes - to drive the 2 miles once I got off at Storrow Drive to my new apartment.
And then it took me nearly an hour to drive down Mass Ave to get out of Boston (about 5 miles - because sadly, I don't know how else to get out of that damn city, as I always get lost when I attempt the turnpike. Someday, I will master the turnpike. Probably not soon, though. ) Now, I'm a patient person and all - haha! So not! And there is nothing I hate more than bad drivers and traffic. And it's just the worst in Boston.
At least in LA people can drive, and everything is properly paved. There are also multiple lanes of traffic, so if something goes wrong in one lane, look, you have more to choose from! Stupid cities that were designed before cars were around. Didn't those horse-drawn carriages break down every once in awhile? And the buses in this city! They run red lights, careening into your lane and barely missing you, like they're playing a real-life version of Grand Theft Auto - and you're an expendable bystander.
And this is only the first of many trips driving my ungodly amount of clothes, shoes and other crap up to my new place. Ah, moving. The only thing worse is... I don't know what. On a totally unrelated note, Brad Pitt or Lauren Graham? The former is scheduled for Conan on Thursday, but I'd have to miss work to see him. The latter is on Friday, so I wouldn't have to miss work, and I like her too! But still , Brad Pitt... it's a stupid question to be asking, isn't it. Brad Pitt obviously wins. 
