  Coworker: "I love coffee. " Me: "MmmHmm. " Coworker: "Have I ever told you that you talk like summer and walk like rain? " Me: "..." Coworker: "I guess not. " Me: "..." Coworker: "What?? " Me: "What does that even mean ?
" Coworker: (shrugs) "Who knows. " Me: "..." Coworker: "What??? " Me: "You're a bit of an odd one. " Coworker: "How do you think I got hired here? " Me: "Good point. " Coworker: (smirking) Me: "Hey wait...
I work here! " Coworker: (smirking more) Me: "Easy there, Cowboy. " Coworker: (grinning) Me: "Now what? " Coworker: "You know what they say. Save a horse, ride a cowboy. " Me: "..." "Jesus.
I don't get paid nearly enough. " Coworker: "Neither does the horse. " Me: "How many cups of coffee have you had? " Coworker: "Only five. " Me: "That's it. I'm cutting off your coffee supply.
" Coworker: "That's okay. I've got No Doze" Me: "The Midnight Snack of Champions. " Coworker: "Exactly. " Me: "God help us all. " 
