  There's talk that in the future, every U.S. resident will have a National ID Card with an individual National ID Number, which will have all your personal information stored on it. A way to crack down on terrorism or an excuse to put Big Brother in office? You decide. Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number? " Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order.
" Operator : "May I have your NIDN first, sir? " Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-4554610. " Operator : "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan, 1742 Meadowland Drive, phone number 494-2366. Your office number over at Midtown Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566 . That's you? " Customer: "Where d'ya get all this information?
" Operator : "We're wired into the system, sir. " Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas. " Operator : "I don't think that's a good idea, sir. " Customer: "Whaddya mean? " Operator : "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your Private Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice.
" Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then? " Operator : "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it. " Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that? " Operator : "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir.
That's why I made the suggestion. " Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then. " Operator : "That 's quite a bit for a family of six, sir, especially with your daughter's thyroid problem; but your total is $49.99. " Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number. " Operator : "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.
Your credit card balance is over its limit. " Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here. " Operator : "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn. " Customer: " Look, I'll borrow the money. Just send the pizzas.
I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take? " Operator : "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward. " Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?
" Operator : "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'd. But your Harley's still paid up. Customer: "@#%/$@&?#! " Operator : "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop. " Customer: (Speechless) Operator : "Will there be anything else, sir?
" Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke". Operator : "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free pop to diabetics. " 
