  There's an ass-crack on the cover of Food Processing. "What's Food Processing? " you ask? It's a small-scale monthly publication that only librarians and lonely scientists see. It's not sexy. It's not flashy. It probably has a print run of 5000. There's no need for sex appeal.
Really. The cover image is actually kind of clever. It's a woman (of course) holding celery behind her back to catch the salt she's throwing over her shoulder and the article it references has to do with "sodium sinners. " Okay. That's fine. But why does she have to be naked from the ass up? Her pants are half-way down her ass, for that matter.
My boss was half-way across the room when she stopped, did an about-face and came back to inspect the cover. We were thoroughly outraged. Then Cort, the resident geezer, stopped by and I thrust the magazine into his hand and said, "Look at how NOT appropriate this cover is! " He looked over it carefully and said: "What's wrong with celery?
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