  Here is the root: I cannot seem to connect with anyone. I just want to meet someone who understands my jokes.
I hate explaining my jokes. And do people use metaphores anymore??!! If you blush on a regular basis, and you know when something is ironic, email me: ironyismylife@hotmail.com. There was a PSSST in the Coast a couple of weeks ago, posted by two girls. It was something like: "Two nice female roommates want to find some un-sucky friends", or something, plus an email address.
Good luck ladies. Good luck. And now I am off to humiliate myself at ultimate frisbee. Not because I can't play, but because I have to associate with the immature assholes who play ultimate. Yeah, that's you buddy. (BTW - if you missed it, the irony of that email address is that no one is actually going to contact me there. Get it? Get it? Oh, fuck it. ) 
