  Ware Carlton-Ford Can suck the cock of GWB... Song in head: The Sweet Sound of a Large Club Dealing a Nice Blow Across the Face Current Mood: Disgusted Okay, so I'm sitting here in Pre-Calculus Class, and we're supposed to be working on our projects, right? Well, that's what I was told, and I haven't found anyone in disagreement yet. Let's keep in mind here that I have already done my part of the project (which was outlined by contract, mind you).
I've done my article, and put it in the layout, and I'm ready and waiting for the other articles by Shoeless Ware and Sidekick Jenny to come in. So I say... "Do you guys have anything? " "Well, uh... um... uh..." Fuck. This project is worth a test grade, one which I could REALLY use 100 on, since my math grade is a 78.5 right now, and here are these two fucking lovebirds who can't do anything but whisper about me... CARLTON-FORD: "You really hate me, don't you?
" SCALF: "No, I don't hate you at all. You're actually alright. I find your humor a tad dry, but that's not bad, that's just my tastes. " CARLTON-FORD: "Oh... I see. Well, I haven't heard any particularly wet humor out of you. " SCALF: "I'll maintain my composure and refrain from comment here. " CARLTON-FORD: "Oh, no. Bring it on..." SCALF: "Well, at least I know that I'm not funny, and I keep my fucking mouth shut, you prick.
" CARLTON-FORD: "Come on, bring it.... What have you got to say? " SCALF: "I just said it, ass. " CARLTON-FORD: "Oh, I would have expected something more. " SCALF: *smiles* *looks at Ware's bare feet, and his holed white t-shirt and knappy hair* *thinks of bum* *chuckles* CARLTON-FORD: "What's so funny?
" SCALF: "Oh, nothing. " So I'm sitting here, and I have nothing to do. I don't have my Norton (because I thought I was gonna be working on this project) and I finally got Shoeless Ware and ditzy counterpart to go use some other computers in the lab to actually DO SOMETHING!!! Okay, so I'm done. I did get to do some job searching, and I'm gonna start writing letters here now. At least I (of all people) am being PRODUCTIVE!!! BAH!!! Okay, I can think of the sight of Dr. B jamming to R&B... that's funny.
Still in a good mood. HA! 
