  Mood: WHERE ON THE PAIN SCALE ARE WE? TEN BEING THE WORSE. (NURSE) WE, I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I’M AT 12 ~ 14 IS WHEN I GO UP IN A TOWER WITH A 30-30 TO MEDICATE MYSELF SO I’D GET THE DOCTOR RIGHT ABOUT NOW! (ME) Playing: SPANDAU BALLET: (TO CUT A) LONG STORY SHORT Achairde All: For our newbies “Odds & Ends Day” here at Cabin Fever Online is when I do a wee bit of House Cleaning. I tie up lose ends, take care of a few things that I don’t think should take up a whole column or just toss a few ideas out and see what reaction I get. However, I would first like to THANK QWERTY8447, Me Q, or as he is known to me as, My Q. Basically because of all the work he did on the FTWCS Campaign AND because if James Bond had My Q instead of his he would have been WAY cooler and had a better website! LOL He is the Designer Extraordinaire of the New & Improved CFO Logo. I don’t know HOW he did it But I LOVE IT!!! Massive {{{{{{{{{My Q}}}}}}}}}}! It also takes place when Life needs Drano in a BAD way! I would say, “Is anyone else out there having a bad day/week/month?” I don’t need to ask ~ I KNOW that answer. It’s like the lawyer and the trucker in the previous column, “Damn Straight!” What in the HELL is happening to us Folks?
Are we all just walking around with peanuts in our pockets? God knows we are getting more than our share of squirrels. Large MUTANT GRADE Squirrels! EVERYONE is having a “GEE MR. CUSTER, THERE’S A FEW INJUNS OUT THERE!! !” Day ~ NOT just me. It’s so BAD I’m handing that Gallery Pic out as Flyers! 0;) We’ve got Deputies citing the First Amendment in what they consider to be ‘Domestic Violence Cases’. This torques me off because apparently no matter how long ago it was or how hard it was to get or how much money you paid ~ Divorce Papers do NOT apply if the guy who is currently trying to off you AND your children was EVER married to you! About the most dignified answer I can come up with to that little pickle is, “Excuse me Sir, but if you know about the First Amendment I’m sure that the Penal Code was also included in what passed for your training.
This is NOT Freedom of Speech. it’s Trespassing while making a Death Threat! Also, I have a slew of papers with a Judge’s signature on them that say this can’t be Domestic Violence since we are no longer Domestic and he can’t even see the kids because he’s an abuser and a lush ~ that would have been covered in the Civil Code. Did you miss Class that day?” The list of UNDIGNIFIED answers I came up with could fill the Yellow Pages. But let’s hear it for the Constitution because it gets EVEN better! And Gods above and below know I would have bet the farm THAT wasn’t even remotely Possible.
Now his Attorney says that the charges should be dropped because the ONLY reason the Deputies were there ON A PUBLIC ROAD in the first place was because…wait for it…”He had been having a discussion with his former wife and they would not have been there to arrest him when he left except for her telephone call!” You know the one she made because he was trying to break into her house and kill her and the 2-year-old! In other words it wasn’t a “Good Faith” bust AND…wait for it…THEY VIOLATED HIS CONSITUTIONAL RIGHTS! TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THERE IS NOT ENOUGH XANAX IN THE WORLD THAT WOULD ALLOW ME TO REMAIN CALM DURING THAT ANNOUNCEMENT!
SIDEBAR: I’d LOVE to tell her to blow his violent, booze slurping and Death Threat making ass away the next time. And to make sure [this is IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT PROVES IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE] THAT his corpse fell INTO the house but for one thing. Do you know that in this Great Country of Ours a man can murder a woman or a child and all he will serve is an average of 7 YEARS!!! However, if you are an abused wife, daughter or girlfriend and something snaps causing you to remove your Torturer in a Permanent Way you are looking at 20 LARGE!!! BTW The man will do about 3 to 5 of it. The woman will do an average of 18 years! I should mention to my Male Readers that the 7 years ONLY applies to women and children ~ if you kill a MAN you will have committed a REAL CRIME and they hand out serious time for those!
Forget the Equal Rights Amendment! What I want is Hunting Permits and Hunting Season for Women. If you have to wait 30 days and endure a background check to shoot Bambi I think that at the VERY LEAST wives, mothers and female offspring deserve the same respect, don’t you?
Oh and I want Designated Hunting Areas. That way we’d know to stay OUT of them. So if you get dead and you were in the Zone than we could say, “Well, I TOLD her it was Hunting Season and to stay OUT of the Woman Preserve but NO she just HAD to go there!” I’d also want the Federal Government to manage the Preserves just like they do National Parks. Instead of Murder the guy should get charged with Poaching or being out of Season or not having a Permit to Hunt.
Why? Because those are Federal Crimes carrying a 15-year term in a Federal Penitentiary AND you will do the WHOLE stretch. If you killed an American Bald Eagle you better hope Johnnie Cochran is available because you could end up with The Needle for that bird! After all you violated a MAJOR LAW when you did it. As for my Female Readers ~ It beats the 7 Year/Out in 3-5 Penalty we have now doesn’t it!
The LEAST he could do is fill out the paper work, pay the Licensing Fee and wait for the right month BEFORE he slaughters one of us! Remember, I live in a Zero Tolerance State. That means that the Cops and NOT the Victim Press Charges. (Lord have mercy on those who don’t even have this imaginary Veil of Protection! ) The Law was passed in an effort to get Abusers OUT of the Home without leaving it up to the Abusee. Because after the ijit makes Bail where is he going to go? Back Home to the person who just had him thrown in Jail!
This was SO Not A Good Scenario! However, the Cops enforce the Law about as frequently as they enforce the one that involves Crossing Against the Light. So I figure if we’re going to be treated as Property we should get Property Penalties. Killing one of us should get the Perp as much time as robbing a 7-11 or jacking someone at an ATM WITHOUT VIOLENCE! Those are considered ‘Property Crimes’ and if you’re caught your face WILL show up on the 11 O’clock News! Fair is fair and at this point Victims of Abuse will take ANYTHING that gets the Offender out of their BarcaLounger and into a Prison Cell! Here’s another Update: Some of the Cops involved in the Deadly Fruit Incident are going to be suspended WITHOUT pay while it’s being investigated! Like the man was holding them off with the fruit AND dressed up as Carmen Miranda (the original Dole Fruit Woman). God knows the first thing I worry about when someone is threatening to blow my ass up is that it might actually be with a piece of waxed fruit! But again, men killing another man merits attention from The Powers That Be! It turns out that the man was Mentally Ill at the time of the “Alleged Incident”, NOOOO!
Ya think? I DO NOT feel that I am being presumptuous when I say for all of us, “Thanks! We had THAT part figured out. You’re not exactly ‘Steve Stable’ when you’re threatening to pull the pin off what turns out to be produce in front of the SWAT Team! But we appreciate The Media sharing the Incredibly Obvious with us!” Naturally his family is suing because that’s the appropriate thing to do in this situation.
They publicly state that the deceased had “…A history of Psychiatric Hospitalizations, delusionary episodes and violence…” Is it just me or does that mean that someone should have been keeping an eye on the guy? That this is not someone who should have been left home alone! But, again, NOOO! We’re going to have a bunch of Cops with PTSD because they had to put this poor bodach down as if he was a rabid dog and it’s THEIR FAULT he was wandering around unattended and unmedicated? It looks as if his family missed that part of our CFO “Get Over It Day” whereby we agreed ”… from May 1st of 2004 we will each take responsibility for our actions…” Nope, I feel safe in saying they NEVER read that part. Just do all of us a favor and make sure YOU read it BEFORE you move on to another page! Keep the Faith! Slan leat, Elaine AKA Cabin Fever CABIN FEVER ONLINE 
