  Like any good extemp speaker, I'll break it into points. 1. Yes, Cathy got a Gmail invite before I offered them to you. Hey, what do you expect? 2. Cathy only dangles me from windows every once in a while.
3. That quote is mine and is from an IM conversation. 4. I don't know what any of those acronyms mean. 5. Cathy explained to me that Nike is 'victorious' in Greek.
I'm almost sure she made Jaza up. 6. I'm as confused about the driftwood thing as you are. There you go, readers. I'm pleased to welcome fellow asylum escapee Cathy to Crimplesnoff. 
