  I rushed home from work today because The Boyfriend told me he had&nbsp; a great&nbsp;story for me and he wanted to tell me face to face. My first thought was that the story was about his ass launching bottle rocket friend who is always good for a laugh. The Boyfriend's day started off with phone call from a distraught women who could not fit her adapter into the cigarette lighter in her fancy new car. Being the loyal Toyota employee that The Boyfriend is he told the lady if she stopped by he would show her how to put the adapter in the lighter. When she arrived at the shop she had the wire with her. The went to the car where the strong Boyfriend pushed the stubborn adapter into the socket.
The women was very thankful but wanted to make sure it worked before she let The Boyfriend go back to his duties. This of course was no problem so The Boyfriend turned the car on and the lady grabbed what appeared to be a large bag. The bag contained a large box type devise. The Boyfriend being a man had no idea what this was. So the lady shared this tidbit with him, "I am so glad this works, it's my breast pump! ' 
