  creaturething1: THE COWS!!! THE COWS ARE COMING!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! AndTakeYourFish: Run for the hills! AndTakeYourFish: No! AndTakeYourFish: Wait!
AndTakeYourFish: Cows eat hills! creaturething1: what? creaturething1: no they don't! creaturething1: they climb hills! AndTakeYourFish: The for the trees! creaturething1: they eat trees.
creaturething1: don't they? AndTakeYourFish: Then for the... for the... for the COW-EATING DOGS! creaturething1: YES!!! creaturething1: where are they? AndTakeYourFish: ... AndTakeYourFish: To the COW-EATING DOG-FINDING MAP! AndTakeYourFish: You tell me.
creaturething1: hmmm... creaturething1: they inhabit little air pockets inside volcanoes. AndTakeYourFish: Don't cows eat those? creaturething1: volcanoes? AndTakeYourFish: Yeah. creaturething1: hmmm... AndTakeYourFish: I mean, that methane thing. creaturething1: wouldn't they be a bit hot?
AndTakeYourFish: Well, cows are big, stupid, and rectangular. They'd survive. creaturething1: maybe... creaturething1: but if we go to the cow-eating dogs then they would protect us. AndTakeYourFish: But wouldn't it be too hot for us? creaturething1: well yes, but that's beside the point. ~laura aka the cannibal 
