  here's some witty catchphrases that you can feel free to use at parties, on the job, or at arraignments: "sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken" "you ass goblin!! " "if our fathers are the models for god and our fathers fail us, what does that tell you about god? " "damn, those voices are back... they tell me to burn things" (my personal favorite) "yes my son/daughter, i damn thee" (after someone screams, "god damn it") "that makes me madder than a yak in heat" "i like to do everything half-assed" "i hope my work study involves making pornographic movies" 
