  this is for all the ladies out there: a recent poll of men showed that 100% responded that the only acceptable statement for a woman to tell a man about his dork is that "it's too big" and, in fact, "may cause some massive internal hemorrhaging.
" such responses as "it's too small" or "it's the perfect size" are considered to be equally humiliating and could potentially be used as a replacement for laughing at the man's genitalia. these responses are the equivalent of a man telling a woman (after she has asked him if the clothing she is wearing makes her look fat) that it is not the clothes that make her fat, but instead her gigantic fat ass that makes her look fat... so be kind ladies 
