  well apparently the glory that is cypress high school again has made it into the news.  in addition to its near- annual student deaths,  student- teacher relations have yet again to be seriously monitored.  this is because a special ed.  teacher was having a sexual relationship with one of the female students.  now the student wasn't in special ed.  but he was her coach on a soccer team when she was 11 (
she's 16 now and they only started having sex last year)  other news- worthy stuff that's happened at cypress high over the past few years:  mr.  scofield getting it on with a student ( her name rhymes with besiree britz)  that kid that tried to blow his brains out in the quad,  but failed since the bullet was not only too old to fire correctly but was also the wrong caliber mr.  freeman's son being in that suv that rolled in newport beach,  killing about 4 people in the car all the various other students that died in car-
related mishaps during our tenure but seriously,  i believe at least one student died every year at cypress while we were there.
