  here's some more terms for the baseball analogy of lovin':  double play:  you were already on base but when you tried to "
advance the runner,  she shuts you down completely and sends you back to the dugout with absolutely nothing to show for it inside- the- park- homerun:  you looking for a bj but ended up scoring a run batting glove:  always use this so you won't get pine tar on your hands;
 also,  you don't know where the bat's been so why not protect yourself first and third base coaches:  a la American Pie and the Kama Sutra,  they keep you in the game longer and try to get you farther along on the basepath 7th inning stretch:  during a marathon session of 9 innings ( maybe more if the score's tied)  it's nice to be able to stop for a few minutes to get some food and go to the bathroom before you get back to the game stolen base:
 when you try to move up a base against her wishes;  may end in serious legal issues if you do this too much that should be fine for now,  but if you got more IM me.  the beach was fun what with the waves,  the sun,  and the girls,  but now i'm redder than before.  which is ok,  of course,  since eventually i'll stop being red and end up a nice brown 
