  the following statements are only intended to be funny but will also be offensive to roughly 73.2% of people (i'd also like to mention that i did not think of these on my own... so don't shoot the messenger): what do woody allen and kodak have in common?
both come in a yellow box (if you don't get it, just ask me and i'll explain it to you) (a guy said to a stewardess while trying to get her to go back to his place) i believe that to be honest with a woman, i first need a physical commitment... so do me and i'll tell you my name. 
