  Ok, I may draw some heat from this one, but I'm writing it anyway. I am so pissed off with the uber PC environment that we have created here in America. I will get into it more, but tonight I will focus on the feminization of mankind. When I say mankind, I mean men. Not all mankind, but men. So, mankind for years has been, well.... manly.
We drink, smoke, cuss, and take what we want when we want. Ok, so that's a caveman version of who we are, but it all boils down to the same thing. I think I am an enlightened man. I'm tolerant. I listen to all types of music. I like ballet.
I read GQ religously. I dress neat. I don't fuss, but I like my hair and my body to be well-groomed. But guess what? I am a man! I love beer.
I love women, and sex, and dammit, if beer is involved, that's pretty great too! Shocked yet? You shouldn't be. I'm the man of your dreams. All women say that they want a sensitive man. "I need a man that understands me.
" "I want someone that thinks of me, and takes bubble baths. " Women, you should be able to say that. but you shouldn't say it around us. Know why? The vast majority of men take those things to heart. They try to turn into that guy.
And all the while, you continue to date men you say you don't like. Brutes who don't call you when they say they will. Maybe they think of themselves first. Maybe they don't buy flowers. They sure as hell don't let you pick the movie, restaurant, or when you meet their parents. And women eat that shit up.
They really do. Because as much as they say they want a sensitive guy, they really want a confident man. Someone who knows what he wants, knows how to go about it, and almost always gets it. And, if you mouth off to some guy at a bar, your boyfriend can beat the shit out of him. Or if some guy gropes you, your man can beat his ass. This guy makes you feel secure.
Still with me? I'm also tired of the apparent attempt by the media to portray men as bumbling idiots who can't control anything. The most striking example is a commercial that is currently playing nationally. The guy and the girl, alone in a lake on a romantic boat. "Your eyes, your smile" he says. "The lake" she says.
"Yea the lake" he says. "No, the lake is coming in the boat" she says. Oh, I can handle this, he says. Then while he is bumbling around like a fucking idiot, she pulls out a goshdamn mothertrucking tampon to plug the fucking whole. First of all, tampons are gross. Yes, I know what they are used for.
Yes, in addition to being medically trained, I also had a serious girlfriend for 3 years. And yes, I think they are gross as hell. Necessary, but not something I want to see on TV. But when you are using them to plug the whole in a boat, like "Woman to the rescue with my trusty feminine product", while the man looks like an inept asshole, that really pisses me off. Ever look at men role models on TV. Malcolm in the Middle's dad?
Idiot. Homer Simpson. Idiot. Fraiser, a smart guy? Commonly played as a dupe. Arbor Mist commercials?
All men in those are acting like idiots. Is it a man's world? No. Should it be? Not really. I am all for equal rights for people of all races, nationalities, credos, religions, genders.... Everything.
Everyone should have their say. But it is time that men take their gender back! Take it back men! Don't ask your wife or girlfriend where she wants to eat a thousand times. "I don't know". Ask her once, then make a fucking decision.
Grow your balls back. Don't ask her if it's ok if you call her. Tell her you will call her. Why ask permission? Think women respect you for that? Hell no.
You have to ask permission to call her? What else can't you do on your own? Want to spend time with your boys? Don't ask her, tell her. Want to date other people. Don't string her along, tell her.
Does this mean I am condoning treating women like shit? Far from it. I have more respect for women than most people. Women are wonderful. They should be revered. But show you are worthy of their affections.
Be confident. Be decisive. Be a man worth their time. Be thoughtful. Be affectionate. But most of all, be a man.
No matter what Dr. Phil says, you should never say you are sorry for being who you are. *** Edited by siteowner*** My roommate just pointed out to me last night that I had wrote condeming instead of condoning. No, I do not condone treating women like shit. Thanks. 
