  I will now end the controversy. The reason for the big bad Superbowl boob flash is, of course, Patrick's fault. You see he is a HUGE JJ fan and right before the show he attacked her backstage and licked her boob. That caused the pasty she was SUPPOSED to be wearing to lose it's adhesive grip and become loose. When the breast plate was ripped, well we all know what happened. Patrick, please. You are supposed to be a self-respecting gay man, I don't think it's appropriate for you to go around licking breasts, I don't care who they belong to. This was a low, and now a federally investigated stunt. Way to go. 
