  . Michael "boom boom" Aurora and Helena "Cannons" Poplar Anyone with any information regarding the above mentioned please contact the authorities immediately. They are armed and extremely dangerous! These two were last seen running from The Tuscany Cafe (Edison, NJ). Cannons was seen kicking one unidentified man (with nice eyes) in the head screaming "I want more Pesto mayonnaise" while Boom Boom held the invader 643 super soaker extreme action water gun and sang "I'm a private dancer". There is a history of the two being involved in underground she-male pornographic films. REWARD Please email Lynn Gallo for any information pretaining to the capture of these truly horrible individuals. 
