  I guess whatever brooke says we do. Consumed: 1 Glass of Water 1 Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese removed (as brooke has) from bun with cheese sloppily falling off onto my hands.
1 Super Size Diet Coke (yes I'm thinking I'm Jennifer Jason Leigh in Single White Female with how I copy even Brooke's meal) Numerous Salami wrapped in romaine lettuce 2 Eggs made into Egg Salad with Hellman's, Dijon Mustard and pepper to taste.
Crystal Light of unknown quantity. (see another single white patrick moment - I gotta copy her word usage too) Feelings: High-level fullness, wanting to throw up. Lips red from the tint of the Crystal Light Raspberry Ice drink that has plagued my existence with unwanted and unwaranted obsession. Time remaining: We'll say 2 months but probably three more hours. Weight loss this far: Do you count weight in brain cells because I think I lost a couple in the last couple minutes: you figure it out Progress: Fuck you Brooke, for putting this idea in my head. 
