  Dear God, I am so bored. Patrick is off being a hooligan in the Poke A Nose and Lynn is off to whore herself out all over the gym, so where does that leave me? All alone in my cube. Boompboompadoop. Let me tell you about a dream that I had the other night, as I am anxious for interpretation. Whoosy music....dreamy haze I am watching I Love Lucy , and Fred and Lucy are having sex. What could that mean ? It has had me freaked for days, I can barely function as a human. I keep having horrible images of big ol' fleshy Fred with his Humpty Dumpty pants all groping Lucy. What would make my subconscious come up with something like that? Gives me the shivers. 
