  Hart's Rant of the Day: Fat Chicks-By A3 Ok so first off, im not going to apologize for what im about to say.
I dont give a rats ass if your fat or if your mom is fat so shut it. I dont hate fat people; a lot of mine are lard asses. So dont bitch to me or Mark about your glandular problem. This is meant to be a rambling story.
What im gonna talk about here is fat people who a) are simply fucking lazy and then bitch about being fat or b) people who are fat and think they are skinny. Alright group one: fat lazy fucks. Dont get me wrong being lazy rules. Im lazy all the god damn time. Doing shit fucking blows. But you know what I dont do? I dont spend my day cramming Big Macs and bags of Cheetos by the fucking bagful along with drinking root beer and then complain that im fat. Shut the fuck up if you do this. It is your own god damn fault you look like lard is dripping off you.
This stupid ass whose suing McDonalds needs to stop jacking himself off all damn day, he needs to haul his fat ass to the gym and work off the fucking fat. Too bad if Americas standard of beauty is for skinny chicks. Be fat and love it for all I care. But dont go expecting to have wild sex every fucking night. Group 2 are fucking disgusting. You all know who im talking about. Its those stupid fat chicks who think “Yeah! I do what I want! I can wear a thong!” and they do so. FUCKING STOP. Your not making any body hot for you, you look disgusting. Its simply fucking revolting to see a fat chick in a thong, with the fat dripping out.
Bleech. Or with the belly shirts when it looks like it took 3 illegal immigrants to shove their lard form into that damn tube top. Like what are you expecting? The fucking beauty standard to suddenly change and some ripped latino throw you down right there in the mall and butt fuck you till you bleed? Here is a tip: ITS NOT YOU DUMB FAT FUCK. GO TO THE GODFORSAKEN GYM AND WORK OFF THAT DISGUSTING SHIT DRIPPING OFF YOUR SIDES.
YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME CHOKE ON MY OWN BILE. YOU ARE THE REASON I AVOID THE MALL. HOPEFULLY YOULL EAT YOUR WAY INTO A HEARTATTACK and they can bury your fat ass! In conclusion, fat people have 2 choices. Stop their fucking complaining and be happy with taking a shit on the toilet while eating ice cream by the gallonful. Or fucking do something with their life to make sure their not fat. There im done. by the ever-famous-uber-cool A3 
