  To say DeMarchi fights like a girl wouldn't be too much of a stretch. First of all, while I wasn't paying attention walking back from lunch this past Friday, he whipped around behind me and put me in a choke hold. What a wuss...having to take advantage of the element of surprise, rather than face me head-on. My throat - two days later - still hurts. Second, our arm-wrestling matches (and the lopsided outcomes) are well-known. I just arm-wrestled Claire in the computer lab. Perhaps beating DeMarchi so handily gave me a false sense of security. I wasn't expecting much of a match from Claire. But woah. I hurt my arm arm-wrestling her, and I actually didn't even beat her. We quit before a winner could be determined. I had to stop because I was bursting out in laughter from the realization that she is as strong or stronger than DeMarchi. Ok, it's actually not that funny. Claire is pretty ripped. But I'm still not too impressed with DeMarchi. 
