  Okay, so here's another survey sent to me by my many (okay, three) fans. This time I jumped right on top of it. Aren't you proud. 1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? If you don't know it, you don't get it here.
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Gray velour sweatpants. Despite some people's loathing of them, they're really damned comfortable. 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
SportsCenter 4. EVER BEEN SO IN LOVE IT MADE YOU CRY? Yes. And the total of times this has happened to me is currently at 5, but two guys did it to me twice. 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Broccoli cheese soup. With crackers. 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? I'd be white. Because no one ever picks white.
I feel sorry for white. 7. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My grandmother. She called to tell me that she was going to town. Because for some reason she thinks I needed to know.
8. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Their face. Then their build. I like a guy with muscles. 9.
DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Yeah. And if I didn't, I surely wouldn't tell them here. 10. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Well, 45 minutes in, and so far, so good.
11. FAVORITE DRINK? Water. How original. 12. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Whatever somebody else is buying. But if I have to pay, I'd say Vanilla Rum and Coke. 13. FAVORITE SPORTS? Track, volleyball, basketball (college), football, golf, etc. You name it, I probably don't hate it.
14. HAIR COLOR? Blonde, but I need a little help because my true color is starting to show. 15. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer.
I love it when it's hot. Even if I bitch about it. 16. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses. Because a hug can come from anyone, any time.
17. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships, hands down. 18. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate rules.
But, uh, I choose both. Because I can. And I'd like to see anybody try to stop me. 19. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? 3 br house in the smallest goddamned town in Iowa.
Oh, and my parents live here, too. Now what'd I do with that gun? 20. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? I was reading a psychotic thriller murder mystery, but at one point it caused me to have a dream that I was running through the streets of Manhattan from a crazed terrorist who knew that I knew where he lived, so I stopped reading that one. I just uncovered my mom's stash of trashy romance novels, so I suspect that'll be next on my list of items to read.
21. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? CC&I Inc. I applied for a job with them while in college. They turned me down. But they gave me this mouse pad.
How nice of them. 22. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Watched The Matrix on TNT. Somehow listening to Neo say "Jeepers creepers" 14 times instead of whatever he was intended to say at that particular moment kind of takes the fun out of the movie. And if that doesn't do it, the ads for Tampax will.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Fresh brewed coffee and homemade bread. Smelling them at once might actually kill you because they smell so good. 24. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE?
No. I think that if you can touch your nose with your tongue, there are many more important things you should be doing with your time. And I can think of three. 25. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Fear of failure.
26. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? I spend more time picking hulls out of my teeth than I ever spend eating it. I'm just not really a fan of popcorn, unless it's all I have. 27. FAVORITE CAR?
I'm pretty fond of my 2002 Ford Escape. But I'm not really that picky. But I'd still never pick a Saturn. 28. FAVORITE FLOWER? Lilies. 
