  the rules of life. i know many of you have never heard of them but i have and i think that you all should knw them so u can generally live better lives.
the orgins of these rules start with none other then boatsky byers, and flourished over many days and random spirts of influance from many people. so pretty much they go like this 1) get pumped 2) come with speed 3) get past the initial shock 4) play the game like u aint got nothin to loose 5) cream left, cream right, cream center 7) worship the sacred families(kong, glotter, meyer) 8) aint no shame 9) put chur thang down, flip it and reserve it 10) timing is everything 18) Always have a latin lover Its very obvious where these come into play, and for the most part 2 or 3 or 4 will come into play each and every day. For example, if you are having a bad day or have nothing to do, get pumped, then play the game like u aint got nothin to loose and call someone new.
Now timing here is evrything, cause u have to get a hold of that person at the right time. Lets see, in HS you really have to play the game like u aint got nothin to loose, becasue u really dont have anything.. no job, not much money, no wife, no kids, no taxes, nothing to do except playing the game like u aint got nothin to loose.
Or lets see we find Clay burrows in the Susan lindgrin parking lot like we have many a time before, we would have to get past the initial shock and actually make the situation into somehting that much better. for example, pull or a video camera and record it or picturaize it. Pretty much, these rules of like are utility things that u should have memorized and should use because i really know that they will help your social, academic, sporting and sex life. trust me on that. so just use em cause thats why they're there 
