  BOOM! watch your head. what? BOOM! watch your head. -The Ying Yang Twins, "What's Happenin'?
" ONLY TWO WEEKS LEFT OF SCHOOL! so stoked. i woke up pumped on tuesday. it was a pretty normal day.. in math we reviewed for the test and crystal and i hung out in the back and talked and stuff. it was totally funny haha. we made fun of that fat kid in our class.
in piano, i hung out with delia and we talked about EVERYTHING from the sexy and scandalous life of sabrina bedell to the weirdness of anita lively's brother who is in a mental institution. haha. it was a lotta fun. after that we talked to joe and YEAH YEAH YEAH! in english we watched the rst of the TKAM video. it was so weird.
that one boo guy was like in their house. and he was like hiding behind jem's door.. uhh.. aaron's like *cough michael jackson cough* haha it was hilarious. then we got our revolutionary event projects back. woo i got an A+. did anyone expect less?? after that it was LUNCH~!!
and i totally spent my time hanging out with rachie and katy. i love them! i also got some of the l squad (annie, ally, aby, won ton, hannah, etc) to sign my yearbook. it was so funny. we were like dancing to te milkshake song. it was great.
we talked about hotties like jeffie and fellipe carsalde. AND RUSSELL. damn, he's fallen and he can't get up. then in history we studied for the shonick final. fun stuff. we learned about like facism and stuff.. mussolini's kinda funny.. well.. weird too.. but yeah.
after class i hung out with martika and miranda and then went home. katy and rachel called and we partied and learned portuguese (freetranslations.com) haha it was so fun. RACHEL AND I SO GONNA PARTY THIS SUMMA!! bonfire fo sho. anyway, after that i went to bed. wednesday was less eventful.
i hung out with crystal and the gang in math and in the french room during my open period. whateva. it was fine. PE was way cool. we did this psycho run thing where we like ran and then pushed up and then did crunches and then swam and yeah. after i was done (and dead) mrs. locke let me do my make up laps.
I ONLY HAD TO DO TWENTY INSTEAD OF FORTY!! WOOT! it was awesome. bach was in my lane so we talked about the humanaties academy and stuff while we swam. cool cool. and stefanie hammond was like "I LOVE YOU BRANDON!!
" ... scary. anyway, we towel changed out and then at lunch i hung out with SEXY KATY and HOT CAROLYN and we read this portuguese book haha. it has such weird phrases "i am a lesbian" haha. i dont know the translation but i could look it up! then we went in to ceramics and hung out with cute luis, fun kyle and DELCIOUS METODI! he is so hot!!
katy was talking in portuguese while jeff gill and i broke it down. stop drop KABOOM BABY. you wanna run one with me? so then the bell rang and i walked with carolyn and HOT HOT HOT HOT METODI to french. well metodi left at journalism. HOT.
french was pretty normal. jenica and i partied and yeah. it was cool. i was really tired though, and i went home and SLEPT. thursday! the LAST A day!!
aww!! it was a very good day. in math crystal and i WERE LIKE DANCING. cause math is boring without a beat. it was fun! and we totally studied for the test.
LAUREN the ice PASSUFUMIE is really funny. i'm gonna miss that bitch. :-( SO THEN>>> in piano i totally chilled with cassondra and delia. her hair looked so adorable!! woot!! we raised our grades by playin more songs and i almost made the A line!
oh well, i have three classes left, i'll make it! so then delia and i were making fun of EVERYTHING. it was great! when holly grows up she's gonna marry a dog. THEN>>> it was break and i chilled with martika and miranda. my LOVERS.
what what. OKAY.. SO.. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MRS. MIRANDA (when i say im going to miranda it means english, OKAY? ) and MIRANDA (the cuddly + cute sophmore!). GET IT?
GOT IT? GOOD. what? what? YEAH! OKAY!
so then it was ENGLISH. i went to MIRANDA (ENGLISH CLASS). it was fun.. not really. we had that CREEPY sub who looks at alec weird. but alec wasn't there. good thing too, cause if that guy made a move on my man..
FAKE BITCHES BOW DOWN. so yeah. we had to work on the news flash project!! it was sooo fun! katy's group needed me so i got to be a reporter. in my HOT HOT JACKET AND WIFE BEATER!
YEAH~!! boom. it's on. so carson was a CRAZY atticus and katy was scout and rachie was jem and uhh angie was an adorable AUNT ALEXANDRA. and patrick kingston filmed. it was alotta fun and REALLY funny.
angie's like "how's my hair? " haha. it was GREAT. so then we went back in and uhh sat around. we planned our project TO THE MAX-IZZLE. it was gonna be really funny.
and it would be. but that comes later. at lunch i just hung with katia and maya. THE BURKES!! im happy they're gonna be in the humanaties academy!! YEAH YEAH!
we bought burritos and partied TEX MEX STYLE. next it was off to history. ouch. it was cool though.. we like.. studied. it was all about hitler and stuff.. AND THEN WE WATCHED A MOVIE. AND ALEC CAME!
and so during the movie i sat in front of him.. and i like leaned back a lot. and he leaned forward kinda. we were like touching. it was WAY CUTE. he can play with my tonka toy ANYTIME. FO SHO.
when i went home i like collapsed on my bed and SLEPT. AHH. FRIDAY - the second to last week of school was coming to an end. we took the COORDINATE GEOMETRY test in math and it was actually pretty easy! i know, it's so WEIRD. then for my open i studied for the shonick test in the library.
it was actually pretty interesting. i learned a lot about GHANDI and MAO and those japanese. after that i spent break with bam bam. and SARA. she made me walk with her again. that beaver.
just because im delicous, doesn't mean you can hog me. it don't work like that. BUT I LOVE YA! in PE we got to FREE SWIM! so lizette and i got really competitive and did a whole bunch of things to see who could hold their breath the longest, who could reach the bottom first, who could float the best, yeah, we were CURRRAZAAAY. after that i gave elizabeth a piggy back ride and then greg and i were talking.
HE'S SO MEAN TO ME! not really though. the whole fag issue, better watch your mouth. or i'll be in front of your house until your ass comes out. after that it was lunch which i spent with annie and aby and them all. it was so fetch!
they invited me to the playa club summer kick off party but i didnt really feel well enough to go. but i REALLY wanted to. all the hot gay guys go there. in french we just studied for the test and i partied with jenica and miranda (OVER THE CELLPHONE). yeah it was GOOD. after school we made fun of lambchop and then i left and it was THE WEEKEND!!
WOO!! i spent all of friday night studying for that goddamn shonick final. CURRAZZAAY. i was up until like 8 am. oh YEAH. jack texted me saying he missed me.. so i started talking to all those fags again.
except jaye cause he hates me :-( . it's like that one aaliyah song.. so anyway.. i woke up at like five PM on saturday. DAMN! i missed alec's hot pool party :-( but oh well. it's not like there was anything or anyone there i hadn't seen before. I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED SEEING JAKE SCRUGGS SHIRTLESS.
but it was good i didn't go.. becaues patrick gill was there :-P BUT THERE'S STILL TOMORROW. FORGET YOUR SORROW. AND I CAN BE ON THE LAST TRAIN HOME. so anyway. i spent an hour making myself look way cute.. just because i had free time. then janis called and we talked for TWO HOURS!
about boys and booze and old buddies. it was GREAT! she's so much nicer than she was in middle school.. no offense.. lol. she knows some HOTTIES!! woo. then i talked w/ jack for a little bit.
but ronnie's like "jack's a fuckin jaye lover. don't talk to that freak. " so i got offline. cause yeah. it doesn't matter, cause i'm still too hot to handle. i STUDIED all night and talked to tina until like 3 in the morning.
lol. and then i had to wake up at 10 cause i was gonna go over to keelies for the POOOL PARTAY WOO. but then it got cancelled cause her brother like got food posioning and had to run to the ER. ouch. so i was sitting there.. after like 6 hours of sleep.. i just studied and played THE SIMS!! WOO!!
amy totally just pee'd on the cat. what? what? okay! YEAH! at three o'clock, i went over to crystal's then gardenia's and finally to tess's so we could do our news flash project.
we spent like TWO hours with costumes and make up and stuff. it was cute. WE CURLED EVERYONE'S HAIR!! WOO!! anyway, the movie was really fun. i liked the scene where i run in and grab tess.
cause her house is burning. yeah, i'm, HOT! it's gettin hot in herre. so take off all your clothes. uhh so after we spent two hours filming, we were gettin ready to go. and then GARDENIA erases the TAPE!!
haha it was hilarious. so we had to do it all over again. but still. i was hot. then.. crystal, gardenia and i walked back to gardenia's. in our costumes.
it was like.. a MILE. in our COSTUMES. yeah. but then my mom picked us up by alec's house and she took g and c home and then i went home and studied. i went to bed, STOKED for the LAST week of school. LAST WEEK OF ESCUALA - FRESHMAN YEAR!
manic MONDAY - math - too fun for words! crystal and i like partied and we sang all these crazy songs. tonight, ill be your naughty girl. so SEXY. tonight i am all yours, boy. ;-) piano - today was FUN!
i just hung with cassondra and ashliegh signed my yearbook.. and then i was like "joe, you totally have to sign my yearbook! " and hes like "i will sign it! :D" and so he took my pen and signed it.. after like 15 minutes of thinking of what to say. so adorable. he's like "wow, you're so popular! i'm glad i got the last little bit of space to sign your yearbook!
" aww he wrote more, but we need to move on. open - studied like crazy in the library. i know. im a dork. english - so fetch. crystal ditched (lol) so i sat between gardenia and alec.
and i was like touching his arm. and he was all :-)-ing. you know, if i had stopped focusing on the fugly sc faggots along time ago, i might have actually gotten with a soquel hottie. rc does not count. so we like threw out all of our h.a. shit and then we set up our folders and we got a hand out for SUMMER READIN!
crazy. they love to toture us. pe - so much fun!! i hung out with elizabeth and bach by the pool cause it was free swim. and then shay and i got amber ALL WET. well.. we tried.
shay ended up getting soaked the most.. and i actually went in the pool. oh yeah, bach's takin summer courses at cabrillo! BIO!! WOOOO!! that made my day. lunch - sepnt it studyin in shonick's classroom.
STUDY STUDY STUDY. history - we STUDIED. for the final. oh and he told us about the books we were gonna read over the summer. WALDEN! yeah!
or the bretheren.. which should i read? whatever, it won't start reading them for another month or so. french - we studied and jenica tried to give me another wedgie. BUT I WAS PREPARED! haha. i love her.
afterschool i went home and STUDIED. i was seriously freaked over the shonick test. AHH! then i studied for the math final. aw. TUESDAY- so ellen didn't pick me up and my dad dropped me off with crystal at the trail.
yeah yeah yeah. it was AWESOME. we partied the whole way up the trail.. 1st PERIOD FINAL- aw. it was so cute. so we did the final thing, and the first part was rpetty easy but the second part was HELL. yeah.
it was so fucked. anyway.. when we were going to leave i gave chris this HUGE hug! that was the class that i met him in.. i'm gonna miss him. take me away. take me far away from here. i will run with you.
A2 - i totally chilled with joe. we talked about next year. HE'S GOING TO BE A JUNIOR AND HE'S ALREADY GONNA BE TAKIN' AP CALCULUS HONORS. damn. woaoaaoh. B2- hung out with french people as a desperate attempt to fully prepare myself for the french final.
GARDENIA LOOKED FIONE! girlfriend's booty be all wrapped up in licous. A3 - we took this anonymous assessment of mrs miranda like we did last finals week. anyway, i think she's awesome. so yeah. then it was all over and we fixed our folders again.
i got to sit by alec :-) . B3 - we sat around signing yearbook. shay signed mine and it was cute. he is so mega fine. i'm gonna miss him.. even though we'll be at the same school. em signed the CUTEST thing!
we definetly have to hang out. oh.. haha lizette and i made fun of that fat kid. so mean. LUNCH - studied in SHONICKS~!! A4 - took an anon. asses.
of shonick. i think he's a great teacher. FO SHO. so yeah. then we studied. alec's mom gave us the assessment.. lol.
my mom and her talk on the phone a lot. B4 - in french we studied for the french final. AFTER CLEANING ALL THE SHIT OUT OF MY LOCKER.. i left. then i went home and studied. hey, did anyone else know that ronnie gave head to jaye on the beach? weird shit.
haha.. nah.. i can see it happenin'. WEDNESDAY- i woke up 20 minutes later than usual! woo! no first period! before school, i hung with metodi and made fun of his big nose. he's such a hottie.
then katy, madalee and heddy came, and we went and studied in the library with TEGAN! the bell rang though, and the first of three wonderful days began. A2- PIANO FINAL. it was awesome. cassondra and i partied like it was 1999. we raised our grades to a's and then we did our little piano final thingie. i was the first to play and i dida beautiful HABANERA!!
carmen would be proud. anyway, it was alotta fun. i was like leanin on joe and stuff. god, he is HOT. anyway, i spent my last minutes in that class with lisa and deli.. and then everyone left except joe, cassondra and i. we got some cute pics and as we were going to leave joe grabbed me and i threw my arm around him and we took a cute picture. you should def.
check it out. and so piano was over. i liked that class. with a taste of your lips, i'm on a ride. you're toxic, i'm slippin' under break - katy and i were talking to metodi. katy's like "where are you going to college?
" and he's all "SOMWHERE FAR FAR AWAY FROM YOU! " what a bitch. it turns me on. so then i went into mrs. miranda's room and emily earley and wesley singed my yearbook. wes is a cutie fo sho. but, sadly, i am not going to berkeley.
:P A3- ENGLISH FINAL. the videos and performances were FUCKIN' GREAT! alec was a crazy reporter. haha. "maycomb's in alamba, right? " it was alotta fun.. i LOVE christine's video "WHAT DOES A SNAKE FEEL LIKE?
" haha. anyway. after all the videos we wrote letters to our senior selves and then we partied with donuts. i wrote a really cute like 5 page letter. it was really cute. yeah!
so then we all partied and tiana and i broke it down while alec compared calves and jake gave tegan a piggy back ride. so fetch. then we all signed mrs. miranda's board. she let us out early. and it was goodbye to english. but you know that it's over.. you know that it's over.. let it burn.. let it burn.
just let it burn. so i went to shonick to see how bad the test was and they said it was pretty easy. WOAH! so yeah. i walked around and then i walked to miranda to see the poor kids who had to clean the room. haha.
i helped patrick with his magazne thing and then i left to go see katia and yeah. it was cool. i left and then in went home and STUDIED! it was crazy. i stayed up really late too.. THURSDAY- i got to sleep in!! YEAH!
B2- OPEN FINAL - i got to sleep in cause i had my open! i got all readdy for school and stuff and then we were off. MY LAST FROSH OPEN PERIOD!! aw. leave. get out.
right now. it's the end of you and me. break- so when i got to school i partied. it was weird cause i was talking to like five people at once. haha. deb, zack, crystal (on the cell) jen and amanda.
it was funny though. well i started walking to the math room and i passed by joe! HOTTIE! so then when i got there i had carolyn sign my yearbook.. and yeah.. then the bell rang and i had to run to pe. well i didnt run. everyone said the math test was AWFUL.
oh! and on the way to pe i saw joe. B3- PE FINAL - after doing the crazy run and dying in the pool i sat with amber and shay and we chilled. then i splashed them haha. it was fun. and christine and i had this HEART TO HEART!
aw. it was so cute, i love her. gardenia, lizette and i chilled and i gave elizabeth a piggy back ride. it was really cute. anyway, we went in and changed and we had to clean out our lockers and then shay came by and like.. checked them off. hes so cute!
i gave him a bye bye hug. anyway, i brought all my shit to the gym and left it with suzie and then i walked back in because i was missing my camera and GUESS who was in the locker room pulling out the basketballs! JOE V!! woaH! he looked hot. anyway, we walked back out togehter and then he like changed into his bball shorts.
NO ONE TOLD ME HE HAD SUCH GOREGOUS CALVES!! oh god. anyway he was playing bball with the other bball boys while i was giving my goodbye hugs to everyone. on my way out of the gym with christine (and my two a&f bags of shit form my locker) i waved to joe. and he smiled. my milkshake brings all da boys to the yard.
and they're like "it's better than yours. " so then i walked around with christine.. and then she went pee so i waited for her and that miles kid talked to me. i was like "uh.. do i know you? " and then tegan ran up and shes all "ONE DAY LEFT! " and then she ran away. okay.
so then christine came out and we walked away and then i walked to math to see my grade on the final. metodi's lil bro georgi was in there and i was like "GEORGI! " and yeah. the whole fag issue, better watch your mouth. or i'll be outside your house til your ass comes out. anyway, i checked my grade - A!!
i conquered geometry. oh hell yeah. nelli was like "go brandon! " and then i walked out and left to do some last minutes studying for the shonick test. YEAH! and then katy and i were talking about our regrets and i sent her this one about how i missed jaye and nathalie and everyone.
and nathalie got it and she was like "AW RBANDON! " and then we were friends again. YEAH! FRIDAY- the last day of freshman year.. :'-) the day was bittersweet and strange. but i liked it. in the morning i studied in mrs. mirandas room and said bye to everyone.
it was cute. and then kate came in and was like "DONT WORRY! THE TEST IS EASY! YOU'LL TO AWESOME ON IT! " aw i love her! A4- HISTORY FINAL so katy and i walked to shonick and got there kinda late.
but he didnt care. we sat down and started the test and it WAS easy. i finished in like 30 minutes. and so i took my yearbook and went to mrs. mirandas and got people there to sign it. it was cool. i was like crying and patrick wrote the sweetest thing and left his number.
aww. it was a good day. so then carson and i walked back to shonick cause he came later. and when we got in shonick was like telling us what a good year it was and what to expect next year. it was cool. and then we left and i was totally about to cry.
i gave alec a huge hug.. and yeah. it was so much fun. this was teh best year. that's what girls do, they keep you guessin' the whole day through. at break, i ran around and got my last signatures and said one last goodbye to joe. before french but after the bell, nathalie and jenica and i got free food from the lunch ladies (they had to throw it out anyway) it was so fun!
we partied all the way back to french. B4- FRENCH FINAL - the last class started off great. we studied and partied and eveything. after an hour it was time for the test. before we started i yelled "AN HOUR LEFT OF SCHOOL! " and everyone cheered.
woot. the test was pretty easy, but i dont care how i did cause i have 103% already anyway. so after the test we started to clean the room and take things down. it was alotta fun and yeah! christina and i got into the candy cabninet and we released candy to EVERYONE! we all cheered and partied and then the bell ring and the school moved out.
let the rain fall down, and wake my dreams. let it wash away my sanity. cause i wanna feel the thunder, i wanna scream. let the rain fall down, i'm comin' clean. it was so cool. i took a bunch of pictures and got a bunch of hugs.
one last "love ya! " to christine and one more hug to martika, and a last burst of tears with kate, and then i was out. SCHOOL'S OUT FOR THE SUMMER! i was gonna go to grad with katy but my mom wouldnt let me cause she said i was too sick. so i just stayed at home and stuff.. and then at like 4 janis called and i went over to her house and like passed out on her couch while monique and her read my yearbook. we ordered pizza and CHARGED IT CHARGED IT.
then we watched newleyweds and z3 and just hung and stuff. i was like crying through the whole movie. it was so cute. and then.. i left. and i got home and just sat and kinda cried and stuff.. the year ended.. and i had so many regrets. it felt weird.
I didn't really know you. I didn't really care. I knew who you were. But I didn't know that you were there. I want to say the words, But they'll just come out wrong. I want to say goodbye.
I want to say so long. I wish i got to know you. I wish i held your hand. I wish we lied under the stars. Or walked together through the sand. You're the one I never noticed.
Now I only think of you. I want to say those words. But I'm afraid of what you'll do. If you want to know my feelings. I'm not going to lie. I wish i could tell you i loved you.
I wish I could say goodbye. SO YEAH. but then at midnight tina was like "I LOVE YOU! " and it cheered me up because i know that i have people in my life who care about me, and even though people are leaving and stuff, they'll come back.. and yeah.. I LOVE YOU TOO TIN TIN!! woot.
well i went to bed at like one.. watching pass the day. as it fades away. no more time to care. no more time.. today. but we sing. if we're going nowhere.
yeah we sing. if it's not enough. and we sing. sing we got a reason. to ever fall in love. WOOT WOOT!
SUMMERTIME FUN! saturday i woke up and went to pick up nathalie and then we totally we downtown. it was awesome HAHA AND WE WENT TO LONGS AND BOUGHT A BUNCH OF SHIT!! and then we went to this other store and there was a weird guy with a grey norcal sweater checking out nathalie. HUH? so we got to the movie with our BAG LOADS of CANDY (we're so ghetto haha) and we went up to our seats and got ready to see..
SAVED! woot! it was seriously the funniest religous movie i have ever seen. IM HAVIN A VISION OF THE VIRIGIN MARY! i know what you're looking at. and so does jesus.
THIS IS NOT A WEAPON! he died for your sins! are you down with g-o-d. PLAYIN FOOTSIES WITH ME? wheelies.. HA! it was awesome! after laughing forEVA with nathalie we walked down to urban outfitters (the movie was playing at riverfront) and we got like lost.
twice. HAHA. it was those weird crystal drinks.. what were they called? fuck if i know. anyway, we did a little shopping and we visited the psycho.. psychic man.. yeah. lol.
and then nathalies mom picked us up and we had to walk ALL THE WAY BACK to riverfront. but we didnt get lost.. and some gay guy like stalked us haha. it was great. AMY'S NEW NAME IS AMAZON! HA! amazing.
well anyway, nathalie's mom picked us up and took us to the NHS sale! but then it was CANCELLED cause the city didnt want it or soemthing. bummer. i wanted to get some shirts. so she took us to nathalie's AWESOME g-ma's house! that kitchen is so cute, you have no idea.
i seriously want that kitchen. lol. her grandma was REALLY TAN cause they got back from HAWAII~~!! well anyway, nathalies grandma's house is REALLY close to the mall (like crystal's) so we just walked. haha it was fun. i looked hot in my a&f flip flops.
you just walked in, i make you smile. it's cool but you don't even know me. so when we got to the mall we partied like rockstars. we went to mervyns and ran into damon. and then we left. haha.
i love nathalie. then we went to abercrombie and fitch and bought a shirt for my that said "EXTREME MAKEOVER" on it! soooo cute!! i dont care what my teachers say. i'm gonna be a supermodel. anyway, i went into the bathroom.
and changed into my new shirt. so hot. when i walked out, nathalie and i ran into MARIA and REBECCA! i loved rebecca's hair. we hung out with them and caught up with them. it was cool.
we ate and talked about hotties and HARRY and then we walked around and ran into jenica and martika! my two favorite lovvas! too bad tina wasnt there, it would have been a FUCKING ROCKSTAR PARTY! da da da da. after talkin with jen and marti, rebecca, maria, nat and i went to the vans sale. it was REALLY COOL!
and then we went to the ae sale! we had so much fun. maria said this guy looked like diarherra. PASS THE PEPTO BISMOL. i loved trying on all the different clothes items. except that one guy in abercrombie was like "HEEEY" and then tyson was like "yo".
and, no offense, but i haven't been able to really enjoy his presence since he kicked joce and i out for 24 hours last summer for MODELING in the window. hey, we brought in BITCHES to buy his SHIT. just kidding. i love abercrombie. and if that means loving tyson, then so be it. BUT NOT HTAT FUGLY KID WITH BRACES.
yeah. OMG! THE NEW EXPRESS IS TOTALLY TRENDY. AND THE TEMP. VIKKI'S IS SHIT CITY. you shoudl all head to pac sun for the summer kick off sale.
and they're having a clearance sale at gap to get ready for the hot sunwear. BETTER GRAB IT WHILE YOU CAN. we left maria and rebecca and my mom came to buy me clothes and pick nathalie and i up. I GOT SO MANY CUTE NEW CLOTHES! and vans. they are better that your fugly steve maddens :P. so when i went home i just hung back and talked to people online.
jack was being a retard like always. duh. and chris was there, so i took the oppurtunity to say my farewells. really shrot ones too. and then his new guy IMed me. KYLE OLSEN.
chris's lover. weird. anyway, kyle asked if i knew chris because i dunno. long story short i met this funny crazy guy named kyle. and we talked on the phone. at 2 in the morning.
hot. he actually doesnt sound like a faggot. which isn't usually the case. especially if you know MICHAEL HOGAN! that woman. BIMBO BIMBO BIMBO.
i'll say it again, i dont get tired of it. BIMBO. so anyway. i went to bed after thrillin and chillin with my villian ~ KATY!. sunday consisted of sleeping, getting school supplies and getting stoked for chem with nathalie. THEN!
at like 7 i went and hung with my lvoers nora, lilly and lindsay. except lindsay kinda left. BUT SHE KNOWS JOE JOE! hes still mine. she had a crush on him in fourth grade, lol. anyway.
we made fun of avril. bought some fro yo. the norm. haha i was all to the lady in the fro yo place "DO YOU SELL FROZEN KITTENS? " and then she was like "uh. " HAHA.
my fro yo bring all the boy's to the yard. so nora dropped us off after that. it was cool. i TRIED to go to bed EARLY cause of the whole school in the morning thing. but it didn't work. I WOKE UP PUMPED ON MONDAY MORNING!
my dad dropped me off at cabrillo at like 7:30 and i waited for nathalie. haha and when i found her she was on top of the stairs and i was under like looking for her hahaha. funn shit. we got into the room and took seats at the back. THERE WAS A BUNCH OF HOTTIES IN THERE! well.. monty.
and a bunch of harbor girls! sarah, maya, jean, hannah, megan. the first day went by really fast. we just reviewed safety tips and shit. it was pretty cool.. i guess.. AFTER CLASS-- nathalie and i went to the store and bought ROCKSTARS and all our books and shit. 200 BUCKS~!!
woah! haha we saw dani parchami and lexi tenney! it was so much funnn! then we climbed a fucking hill. and my mom picked me up. IT WAS CHILL!
i went home and talked to RONNAY about how he dyed his hair cause dominic said he would suck him if he died his hair. har har. after doing shitloads of chemistry homework, it was off to biology for tonas of fun. i walked into class lookin like a hot skater and GUeSS WHO WAS THERE!! naomi!! bradford, not engleman.
IT WaS COOL THOUGH! we (with bach and travis perry) sat in the back of the room. the teacher was kinda cool and all we did was LECTURE. MW - lecture TTH - lab. and lectures were OPTIONAL!! WOO!!
so yeah. it was cool. and at like 9:30 (haha) my dad picked me up and i was home. i went to bed early and yeah! it was cool. TUESDAY was fun!
nathalie and i got to class really early and got PERMANENT seats in the fron tof the class at this table/desk group thing with natania on my left, nathalie in front of me and amanda on nathalie's right and in front of natania. they were really cool. anyway. it was fun. we did a lab on like dropping water and shit. fell in love with the CAbRILLO SHOP!
that is me and nathalie's NEW HANGOUT! haha. we got gummi bears and rockstars and then we went back to class and yeah. after it was over nathalie's padre took me home. i just worked on bio homeowrk and chemistry homework. it wasn't that productive, but it was good enough.
when i got back to cabrillo, our bio class split up into two different lab groups. naomi, bach, travis and i went with mrs. bushka and the HOT ALDO'S GUY went with mrs. hoffman. DID I TELL YOU HE WAS TAKING BIO!? hell ya. anyway, the lab was really weird. we had to make up experiments with SNAILS and they all like FELL OUT OF THIS GIANT CAKE DISH THING!!!
AH!! IT WAS SO SCURRRY! hahahaa. anyway, i met this COOL kid with POOFIE hair --- ANDONIS! (ann dough knee) haha after it was all over our lab teacher (MRS. BUSHAKAKAKAKA) took the snail outside and poured salt all over them. she doesnt like snails.
we got out REALLY early and we like wen thome and i did homework and slept. yeah yeah. haha i talked to that ronnie kid and he was telling me that he wanted to do me. EW! sorry, i don't get low with midgets. no one shorter than jaye can have a bite.
HAHAHAH JAYE. that kid still doesnt talk to me. weirdo. WEDNESDAY! was fun. in chemistry we like learned about changing colors and stuff and nathalie and i made names for all the kids in our class.
FUGLY JEAN WAS FiSH FACE. CAUSE SHES A fAT ASS BITCH WHO DOESNT LIkE Me CauSe I'M smArTeR ThaN yOur AvErAGe BeaR. sarah and maya are cool though. and hannah.. well i dont know her. BUT TINA KNOWS THAT MEgAN CHICK! so anyway, it was a slow day.. nothing really happened until bio when we had a lecture and i met this CUTE CUTE skater named ben.
i think he went to harbor.. now he goes to sonoma state?? i dunno. i didnt really pay attention. BUT HE WAS GOOD LOOKIN. lecture was boring. it was about food and stuff.. bLAH.
i went home and slept slept slept. THURSDAY WAS FUN! we did this cool lab in chemistry with like.. water and weight and shit. AND NATHALIE AND I HAD TO STAY UNTIL LIKE ONE CAUSE IT TOOK SO LONG!! AHHH!! anyway, her dad took me out to chinese village and we had like.. a smart discussion on like the moon and the sun exploding over the whole solar system and stuff.
haha. it was cool. TIN TON was in sanfransisco though. so we didnt see her. LET'S CALL HER! tin tin two twenty.
haha that was so funny. anyway, i went home and worked on bio homework and then it was off to another biology lab~! we made funky models of out little atom structures. haha it was a lot of fun. this one chick farted REALLY loud. well anyway, we got out REALLY EARLY.
and my dad picked me up and then i was home and talking to my lvoers online. KATY IS SERIOUSLY THE FUNNIEST PERSON I KNOW!!! WE WERE UP UNTIL LIKE 2 or 3 talking to ZOLA ON AOL (see previous post for some of the convo thingies! ) it was so much fun! well, my weekend goal was to get over that fucking cold. so when i went to bed i didnt jack off and i took some cold/sleeping pills.
and then i passed out. the dream i had was so amazing and realistic! when i woke up i totally jacked off and came like a TIDAL WAVE! it was so great and fun! ahh you have to read it! all of my nights, why did my lover have to pick last night to get down.
doesnt matter that i have to be the both of our employment gal. he tells me in his bedroom voice "c'mon honey, let's go make some noise. " i woke up at like 3?? and i basically spent the whole day lounging around.. jack texted me and yeah.. we hadn't really talked since the last week(end) of school. cause he is an asshole. who loves jaye.
and goes out with jaye. and then denies it. so anyway, he like texted me and yeah. i went to bed EARLY cause the next morning i had>> SATURDAY CLASS. at like 8 in the morning. i sat at this table with these new girls cause bach, travis and naomi were in the other room.
the cool kids i met were: CIARA (see ah rah) and ashton! ashton is like the funniest girl i know! we partied and learned about the microscope and our teacher was like "if you clean the lenses wrong.. i'll.. i'll shoot you! " and then she started laughing and we all just laughed at each other. AND SOME CHICK GOT HER HEAD STUCK IN THOSE RAILINGS! it was so much fun, and i touched the skater.
ahhh. i hope he drops his pants instead of his pen next time. after class was over (TWO O'CLOCK) i like went home and shit. we had like this HOUR lunch during the class and i just sat and talked to ronnie and saw UGLY CHRIS AlBRECHT!! EW!! it was alotta fun wandering around the campus though.
poor ashton, she spent her seveteenth birthday in some stupid class at like 8 in the morning. and the pond scum didnt invite her to their party. and we predict that shes gonna marry a dog. when i got home katy like made a dream journal site thing for us and i wrote a bunch in it. it was really cool and fun. YOU CAN CLICK ON THE LINK!!
AND YOU REALLY SHOULD!! anyway, i sent it to a bunch of cuties. and then annie and i partied like amadeus. WE"RE SO VAIN! WE PROBABLY THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT US. we've been on the run, driving in the sun.
looking out for number one. california here we come, rightback where we started from. OMG ANNIE, REMEMBER SAN FRANSISCO!? i pulled my sf mix out and started remember all the HOT TIMES. and then kyle and i talked and ronnie sent the website thing to jack and he texted me and then we talked and he fed me bullshit about how we "thought a relationship with my would work better than one with jack and he would rather go out with me than him. " but i believed him.
and then i went off on ronnie. it was the funnest thing ive ever done. he's such a little chode. haha and katy and i talked for a REALLY REALLY long time. cause i love her! we talked about the dream and stuff.
YOU SHOULD ALL READ IT CAUSE IT'S REALLY REALLY HOT! sunday was basically a "get all my homework done and sleep a lot" day. nothing much happened that weekend. with me. nathalie met jenica's exboyfriend and fell in love with him though. but you don't need to worry about that until wednesday.
monday morning was MANIC! i got up and went to school and saw cute monty parking his TOYOTA tACOMA! that reminds me of tacos. he is SO "CANDY"!!! HAHA!! well anyway, when i got to class i just waited for antahlie and chilled and wish that i had slept more cause i stayed up tossin and turning.
the day was fairly amusing. nathalie and i were laughing a lot cause we had to draw these like arrow things hahahaha. it was alot of fun. i got home and worked on online shit and talked to katy and kyle about stuff. and kyle forced me to listen to this HORRIBLE techno. eh.
it wasnt that bad. and katy was like "wes likes techno! " haha. and then kyle called and we talked about shoes. we're such fags. MY VANS ARE BETTER THAN YOUR STEVE MADDEN'S.
in bio we just took an easy fo sheasy quiz and i hung out with ciara and ashton and naomi and traivs and bach. and BEN WAS REALLY HOT. except he was wearing shorts.. so was hot aldo's boy. ahh. when i got home tina callled and we talked for FOREVER. and then i slept.. tuesday was REALLY COOL!!
nathalie and i went rockstar crazy. and we laughed a lot in chem. she did the top thing and she go X!! and i was laughing so hard. natania was like "are you okay brandon!? " and mr. oka was like "LET'S ALL STARE AT BRANDON!
" haha. I GOT J and V on my rockstars!! you know what that means. Joe Viglienzoni. not jack vidnovic because he is a meanie. (who wants pale+fugly jaye fatso cerruti) and i dont like fish face either!
she is so mean. well i dunno. dominic said she hated me so I HATE YOU TOO JEAN!! >:o haha that looks like ronnie!! CAUSE iT's A MIDGET!! anyway.. bio was cool.
we did this weird lab on like.. uh.. TESTING FOODS FO STARCH!! my mom like took me to longs and we bought a lotta stuff. it was so funn. thank god jaye was at that lake place. otherwise i wouldnt have gone in.
the lab was really cool. haha we busted out with our gummi bears. AND WE HAD SPAM!! and andonis all "yum. reminds me of my birthday cake. " haha.
well it was over pretty fast and naomi, travis and i sat around talking about boys, laws and teachers while working on our lab reports. DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU IF YOU STREAK YOU'RE A SEX OFFENDER!! WOAH! !after that i just went home and hung out and talked to people. KYLE MADE A REALLY COOL SOAP OPERA- GAYS_OF_OUR_LIVES!! AND I'M IN IT!
you should so check it out. anyway, kyle and i talked about gool and then nathalie called and we laughed a lot. it was HILARIOUS! HAHA! i stayed up really late cause i was listening to all my old cds and mixes. THE SF MIX!!
wednesday was a good day. in chemistry nathalie and i got more rockstars and we laughed at like everything he said and we ATE GUMMI BEARS and PARTIED!! it was so much fun!! "harry potter and the chamber of secrets! " hahaha "before you were born.. well.. most of you.." anyway, the day went by fast. nathalie and BLASTED the SF MIX!!
its liek the best ever. natania wanted a copy so i said that i'd made her a copy. it was soo much fun. afterclass, nathalie and i hung out and studied at these picnic tables. it was cool. PROTONS = ELECTRONS + CHARGE .
natania came and we were talkin and laughing. and then she left and nathalie and i wandered and DECIDED TO TAKE THE BUS!! it was SO much fun!! we like asked this lady for change. and she was really cool. we talked to her and stuff.. and then we like went down to that bus stop and just waited.
we saw britney uh.. jenkins and we just talked to her and caught up and nathalie and i were like talking about all these people that went to soquel like such gossips. and then on the bus we met this girl named valerie. she was REALLY cool. she graduated from soquel last year and she knew wessie poop. (that's his name. except not.
) haha anyway, we got off at the mall and then we like walked past sears talking about cars and people and then we like started signing AALIYAH! it was sooo cool! we like sang the whole way to nathalie's grandmas. there, nathalie dropped off her stuff and then we walked to tina's and sat in her downstairs room and partied. it was a lot of fun!! haha nathalie was talking and i was like "do you understand her?
" and tina was like "no, i dont speak dutch! " then we looked at the harbor year book and LAUGHED A LOT. jaye = HAHAHAHAH. jaack = HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. dominic looked fine. OMG!!
OMG!! RONNIE!! HAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!! no one told me he was such a short lil midget. CHRIS ALBRECHT HAHAHAHAHAH BIG BIRD HAHAHAHA. we were laughing and then we looked at all the cuties.
like.. uh.. HAHAHAHA. ahh.. hahaha.. so then i wanted to go home to work on my bio thing and nathalie walked me home and we talked about BREAKING THE CRACKER!! haha. it was funny. then when i got home my grandparents were like.. there.. so i just like worked on my bio thing. we were having an exam and he lets you like type up one page of notes and take it with you!
SO COOL! so i did and yeah. after that i just chilled and i talked to ronnie haha. he said he got raped. you can check out the full conversation if you scroll to the end of june haha. it was really fun.
after that my mom took me to bio and we took the test. it was HORRIBLE! well not really. it was pretty easy and it took like 20 minutes. lol. we just hung out after that.
the skater boy is REALLY hot and he knows naomis sister and this band and stuff. we were talkin talkin. and tehn there was this other guy.. blonde. BIG CALVES. it was cool. the lecture was pretty boring, i wish i left.
but i didnt so yeah yeah. my dad picked me up and i went home and worked on my lab report and i talked to people on the internet. and then tina called. like right when i walked in. and she told me about how nathalie like ditched them at the mall. and then we called crystal and she started telling me her side of the story.
and then nathalie called on my cell and it was crazy. HAHA. and then i "went to bed" but really i was talking to crystal and tina on the phone and crystal like fourway'd nathalie in. it was sooo funny. and then it was like.. over. at like one hahaha.
so i slept. thursday.. WORKING TOWARDS THE WEEKEND! in chemistry we took the exam. it was pretty easy. when it was over i finished my lab quickly and then i went to the store and bought three rockstars and then nathalie came and we walked back to class.
and i had three rockstars. and we partied and stuff. HAHAHA. i was drinking from my rockstar and then mr oka started dancing and i started laughing so hard. and then he was like "FINALLY! I GOT SOMEONE!
" hahaha. and we were talking about weight and stuff and he was like "brandon's head alone would weight ten amanda's. " and so i was like laughing and i put my hood on. and then he's like "no he looks like a sperM! " hahaha!! so mean.
it was really funny. oh i did the can thing and got 'd' and 'w' and 'l'. free prize to anyone (besides katy) who knows who that is. after class we took dropped nathalie off at her grandmas and then i worked on my lab report and updated my blog a little. AND THEN RONNIE MADE FUN OF JOE JOE! jackorcan: how was your night with NICK?
Auto response from chillin552: Your IM has been sent to my mobile device. When I receive it, I will be able to reply. Thanks for your IM! Want your IMs forwarded to your phone? Click here Chillin552: i didnt go out with him Auto response from jackorcan: I'M HAVIN' A SEIZURE. bring me more glitter, nathalie.
Chillin552: i went out with steve jackorcan: steve who? Chillin552: dill Chillin552: want to see his pic jackorcan: uh okay jackorcan wants to directly connect. Chillin552 is now directly connected. Chillin552: he's so hott! jackorcan: ill be the judge of that Chillin552: ok Chillin552: *SENDS PICTURE* jackorcan: ewww jackorcan: whats that on his chin? jackorcan: and why is his body all deformed like that?
jackorcan: is he retarded? Chillin552: no jackorcan: he has down syndrome, huh? Chillin552: he's better than joe jackorcan: oh jackorcan: listen up boy jackorcan: joe could kick you're fat midget ass any day jackorcan: so shove a dildo up it and fuck off Chillin552 signed off at 1:50:45 PM. in bio we did this lab on like.. genes and mitios and meosis. it was pretty boring. WE WATCHED THE FUNNIEST VIDEO THOUGH!
they were like "let's take a made up specices.. the WOOMPAHS. if the woompahs lived in a desert climate and could not evolve this is what would happen if the climate changed. " and then it started snowing. and the screen faded. and then like it showed all of the woompahs upside down and frozen!! it was SO funny!
WOOMPAH WOOMPAH! anyway, the lab was over pretty fast. THE TEACHER DIDNT UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION THING AND I DID!! HAHA!! I WAS WRITE!! i win.
anyway, it was over and my dad picked me up and i was home and talking online. I TALKED TO EVERYONE! dominic called and we talked for a really really long time. haha we made fun of RC and his myspace thing. hahaha. even though i love RC for his random quotes.
jackorcan: what about you and jack? Hugs In Da Club: ive never, and wouldnt ever do anything with anyone younger than me Hugs In Da Club: or fatter than me jackorcan: HAHA!! anyway, dominic went to bed after we searched through tobey maguire pictures and brokeback mountain ads. fun stuff. THERA PIES! haha.
his sister is seriously the funniest person i know. besides tina. around midnight i was talking to amy and tina in a chat. it was alot of fun haha. they were reading my blog and i was just chillin like a villian. AWESOME LIKE A POSSUM!!
haha. anyway, when my dad went to bed (like 1:30) i called tina and she called amy and yeah. we partied. it was sooo funny!! haha lily, amy's sister, was like "AMY'S AN AMAZON RIVER! " and tina was argetina.
and i get to be BURGER KING! woo. oh yeah and naomi came online (engleman) from JAPANLAND!! it was such a cute convo. here's a clip of the end: ESSCnames926: lol ESSCnames926: ok jackorcan: i dont even know the kid! jackorcan: anyway, yeah ESSCnames926: lol jackorcan: if it wasnt for wes i woulda never known !!
ESSCnames926: well i must be getting back jackorcan: aww ESSCnames926: ill see you when i get home jackorcan: back to japanalnd? ESSCnames926: hehe ESSCnames926: yea ESSCnames926: lol jackorcan: what do you do there? ESSCnames926: gnight my FAVORITE flammer ESSCnames926: um ESSCnames926: lots of shrines ESSCnames926: adn boring shit jackorcan: arent i your only flammer? jackorcan: lots of shrines HAHAHAHAHA ESSCnames926: lol ESSCnames926: lol, ur my fav gay friend! and a total sweetie !! jackorcan: yay ESSCnames926: lol ESSCnames926: but i gtg jackorcan: i understand ESSCnames926: hey can u do me a fav ESSCnames926: call kates cell right now and tell her i love her and tiana jackorcan: if it involves sex with alec, then i'll have to think about it jackorcan: can i text her?
lol ESSCnames926: lol jackorcan: my dad is kinda hovering ESSCnames926: yea jackorcan: i can call her when he goes to bed ESSCnames926: lol jackorcan: but i definetly will ESSCnames926: whatever ur methods are ESSCnames926: lol ESSCnames926: thank you !!!!!!!!!!!! jackorcan: no prob, but hey.. jackorcan: patrick left me his number jackorcan: should i call? ESSCnames926: OMG ESSCnames926: gill? jackorcan: yeah ESSCnames926: hm, i ono, i think he might be gay jackorcan: :-) ESSCnames926: but he doesnt want neoen to kno jackorcan: yeah but other people left me there number too.. *like alec..* ESSCnames926: dont u think so? jackorcan: yeah jackorcan: he probably doesnt want anyone to know mostly cause his brother goes there ESSCnames926: yea jackorcan: like.. would you want your brother to know that you were gay? ESSCnames926: lol um, no jackorcan: espeically if hes the pimp and the hottie and the straightest guy on campus ESSCnames926: not if jeff gill was my bro lol jackorcan: lol yeah ESSCnames926: yea jackorcan: i dunno.. sometimes i think he is jackorcan: sometimes i dont jackorcan: we'll have to see jackorcan: three more years of this shit!
jackorcan: im excited ESSCnames926: yay! well now i really do hafta go ESSCnames926: im sry jackorcan: yeah, it sucks that you're leaving me for asia jackorcan: we'll party when you get home jackorcan: love ya ESSCnames926: but thanx for everything adn ill see u later ESSCnames926: love ya too jackorcan: fo sho ESSCnames926: lates ESSCnames926: get some sleep! jackorcan: chow ESSCnames926: lol jackorcan: you know i wont ESSCnames926: lol ESSCnames926: later! jackorcan: bye ESSCnames926 signed off at 12:22:42 AM. anyway, amy hung up about like 3 ish and tina and i partied!! i love you tina!
you're my limbo bimbo. TAPEACHY. how chow wow plow cow meow now. POW. fo sho. shake it dont break it.
oh yeah, i did call kate.. at like 4.. haha. she was like "brandon?? huh??? " kyle came online at like 4 and i talked to him and tina basically told me what to say lol. it was crazy, but he gave me his number so i have to make sure to call him while he's in HULA HULA LAND!! someone remind me.
OH YEAH AND JACK WANTED TO TALK ABOUT POLITICS. BUT BASICALLY HE JUST MADE ME SAY THINGS THAT MADE HIM MAD AND THEN HE SIGNED OFF ON ME. >:o hahahah it's ronnie!!! HAHAHAHA!! that was about it. i hung up on tina at like 4:30 and got to bed at like 5. it was so fun though but i like passed out when i got to sleep and when i woke up i just took a shower and worked on my blog.
that's basically all i did since i woke up at like 5. just chillin and hanging out and talkin to people. I IMED JAYE AND HE WAS LIKE "GO AWAY, MY LIFE IS DRAMA FREE WITHOUT YOU! " what a ronnie lover. hahahaha. i posted a bunch of comments on amy's blog. hahaha.
anyway, that was about it. nathalie and i experimented with those CRAZY new AOL faces. "IT'S MRS KEPLINGER AND MRS. LOCKE!! " well.. nothing much really happened.. katy wrote about her dream and yeah.. you should CHECK IT OUT! woo!
anywho. i stayed up with katy until REALLY REALLY LATE CAUSE WE HAD A BRILLANT IDEA!! NEEAAARR FAAARR WHEREVER YOU AREE. yeah. i stayed up until like seven. mostly working on the lj thing that katy and i have.
it was SO COOL! WOO!! you NEED to check it out. so yah.. i woke up on sunday at like 2 (7 hours of sleep) and started talkin to jaye again just cause i think its bullshit that he isnt talking to me because he doesnt want drama. oh well, at least jack talks to me still :-). haha katy's friend colin is really funny.
i like him. anyway, i worked on the future thing and then i went back to bed and woke up later and talked to people. haha and then i called katy and we said bye bye. awww shes going to stanford for like a month! everyone left me :-( jack >> LA katy >> stanford naomi >> asia ryan >> korea amy >> v-ball camp kyle >> hula land (haha) kyle texted me from hawaii! it was really funny.
we were talkign about.. his bed?? like the fans. i dunno. and i worked SHIT LOADS on the future thing. its so cute!! you need to check it out!
i stayed up all night working on chemistry homework so i wouldnt have to do it the next week (good strategy, huh? ) and yeah.. HAHA matt, tina, amy, delia and i had this CRAZY CHAT!! but delia left and it was just the hotties, matt and me! it was still really fun. we were making fun of amy for liking harry and then we were talking about volleyball. haha and i said i was ognna walk to tina's house.. but then i took a show.
AND THEN WE WERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO CHANGE THE COLOR!! it was great. we need to see a movie sometime. anyway. i'm really gonna miss katy :-( now there won't be anyone to make fun of the male nurse with me. haha.
oooooo. amy left this really funny thing in malia's guestbook. "YOU MAKE ME WANNA VOMIT ON BABY DOLPHINS! " too bad shes going to v-ball camp for like EVER. you better read those books! ahH!
next year is gonna be alotta fun. i just wish tina went to harbor.. oh and jack and i talked.. we might do somethign on the fourth of july?? if he isnt to busy with jaye. DID ANYONE ELSE ReAD HIS BLOG? YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
so i went off and watched titantic. as a tribute to dominic. cause hes gonna die of alcohol poisioning before graduation. JUST WAIT!! YOU'LL SEE!! you can't answer that!!
anyway, i woke up at like 3ish on sunday. and i just lazed around the house and worked on biology homework. my aunt came to visit on her trip around the world (munich-london-paris-new york/havard- santa cruz- hawaii and so on) crazy crazy. it was cool though. haha her and my grandpa were like debating about stuff.. like how in china the parents are only allowed to have one baby and if they all choose a male then the population is gonna collapse. OOOH!!
and katy called me from standord. she met a HOTTIE. what what!? and a gay guy too. and shes like.. at one of the prettiest campuses ever. except berkley.
BERKLEY BOY!! who's up for a road trip? I AM. anyway, that night i was TALKING TO LILY on the computer. lily is amy's lil sis!! shes awesome.
we were talking about all the times she scared amy haha and then i was like "OKAY! I'M GONNA BE RIGHT BACK! " and then i like signed off and left for an hour and she LEFT!! lol. poor lily. amy was like "lily said you left her!
shes like 'im never waiting that long for brandon again! after half an hour you can drop a piano on my head. '" haha. poor lily. well anyway.. uhh nathalie and i got in a fight because shes upset that i post HER LIFE on my blog. and its like, its MY BLOG i can say whatever i want.
and i dont tell her secrets, though i could. i just said she went to the beach and got drunk and shit. its not like it didnt happen. im sorry you didnt want the world to know, but if you dont, then dont do that shit. duh. im perfectly fine admitting that i get drunk in hotel rooms and give head in the back of peoples cars and hand jobs in movie theaters.
but maybe im just really open and comfortable letting it all hang out. i can let my hair down.. so anyway, she also was pissed that i told jenica, who went out with jose, that nathalie was going out with jose. jose cheated on jenica with like 3 other girls. so i thought nathalie could use that warning. and she needed to hear it straight from jenica, i didnt want to assume things. but whatever.
i still have my tin ton. and just so you all know, i may have made it seem likee crystal is a bad person up in my may post, but she still does pretty well in school and its cute that she has a boyfriend. the guy actually wasnt a random guy, but since none of them clued me in back then, i didnt have a chance to post that. but yeah, now you know. not that anyone really reads all the way down to the bottom of the blog. most people just leave.
ha. and i also talked to jaye that night. hes really cool and i really did miss him. im sorry for calling him a bitch and shit. i was just angry. i can get that way when shit happens, but im glad we're semi-talking again.
but nathalie on the other hand, she needs to realize that: 1) she is not always right, she DOES make mistakes, we all do. its part of being a stupid human teenager. 2) jose is not just a gentleman because he acts like one. i could act straight, but im still a faggot on the inside. thats what jaye does kinda. huh?
3) jose WILL cheat on her unless she does sexual things with him. and knowing how fickle she is, she probably will do that stuff. and then he'll still cheat on her because he loves the pussy. 4) i told jenica about nathalie and jose because i wanted jenica to tell nathalie the story of jen and jose and warn her. she cried on your fucking shoulder nathalie! jaye, jack and i is a totally different story, #1 we're gay and #2 we're all really hot.
so it was natural that we would cheat with each other. 5) my blog is where i post MY THOUGHTS. ryan wrote about me in his blog, but i dont care cause hes cool and that's HIS blog and he can write WHATEVER he WANTS. and i write that stuff about you because its how i can explain what a DUMBASS you've been. 6) dont act like you dont spread shit about me, cause you fucking do. you told christina I made up the crayonhead thing, but YOU did.
and i think thats shitty. if you can talk smack behind my back, i can too. freak. 7) MY milkshake brings all the BOYS to the yard. yours brings all the players. and they make YOU charge.
8)everyone knew about you and christina getting drunk because she told people and you told people and gardenia told people and jenica told people so its not just ME. and if you're just reading that may thing now, that just goes to show you that no one really finishes the blog issues. i doubt you'll be able to finish this one. moron. 9) dont try to turn crystal against me. shes still my friend too, and i know what a manipulator you can be "DONT TALK TO CHRISTINA!!
SHES THE TRAITOR!! SHES THE ENEMY!! " such bullshit. and 10) if you ever need help in chemistry, im just across the table. i dont want you to fail because i didnt help you. i want you to stumble and fall on your own.
THANK YOU and goodnight. monday was a good day. i looked like MAJOR shit from staying up all night and stuff. but it was okay, because i felt good. chem was fun, i got ROCKSTARS and PARTIED and this crazy teacher came in and was like "I WAS THE GIRL IN CHEMISTRY WHO WHEN THE TEACHER SAID TO TAKE A SNIFF I WOULD TAKE A WHIFF AND PASS OUT!! THAT WAS ME!!
" it was so funny. she was cool. i really dont like jean because shes a bitch to me. but i guess she MIGHT be nice. maya is actually pretty cool. and sarah makes me laugh.
A LOT. katy called during class cause i called her during her class lol. it was cool, shes lovin stanford. on and NATANIA and AMANDA are awesome chicas. during the lab, nathalie was like "brandon, i dont get this.." and im like "thats what the teachers for.." and shes like "cant you just help me? " and im like "no" and shes all "what?
" and im all "because that would require talking. " but if you ever do need help i'd be happy to help ya. read 10 ^^^^ anyway, i chilled with nate. hes a cool one. anyway, after class i called tina and haha woke her up? we taked and stuff.
then my mom came (and jean was there. FUGLY) and i went home and called tina back. and we talked about "people". two specific. and then we called amy. and then we watched 'YOUR FACE OR MINE!
' so funny. then we called harry because he called amy.. i dunno its confusing. haha he's like "IM HERAY! " that kid is cooler that i thought. well i never thought he wasnt cool. we talked about soquel and la alcohol.
and amy went off on her yearbook. it was AWESOME. and then we all hung up. cause of the rockstar. bio was so much fun!! we wrote notes to everyone.
haha ashton knows alex and she wants to intro us. ciarra wants to introduce me to xander and morgan. lol. so many gay cuties. but i have jack so it doesnt matter. i talked to the SKATER!
(ben) and the blondie boy (tyler). it was really cool. we were all laughing and partying. all i heard from the lecture was "jon", "cocktail" and "jello" WHAT? haha and we talked about how the clock was frozen. so weird.
anyway, when i got home i called amy and i was like "i know what you did last summer. " and shes like "hey brandon! " and yeah. then i hung up and got some food and i hung with people. and then i talked with tin tin and jaye a laye laye!! wooo!!
and then i called amy back and lily answered like "hi gaylord. " haha!! that child is so mean! and shes like "AMY. IT'S A COP FOR YOU!! " haha.
anyway, amy and i talked and i looked at crystals blog (ITS FUNNY!! CHECK IT OUT!! ) and then i read amy bits of my june entry, which wasnt posted yet. sneak peaks for special friends. THE ONLY PEOPLE I DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT (THERE ARE PROBABLY MORE): amy ng, tina liang, joe joe, katy peterson and amber herfurth. WOW.
thats like five. go me. jackorcan: TINA!! HELP!! MY MILKSHAKES BRINGING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!! GreEenjellYbeAn1: charge.
after amy hung up tina told me to call her. so i did. i gave her some sneak peeks too. OEW!! OEW!! OEW!!
and we talked until like eleven, and then i went to bed. WOO!! TUESDAY WAS MY ONE YEAR BEING TOTALLY OUT TO ALL BUT PARENTS. well i was out to my mom... yeah. it was totally awesome. i got up and went to chem chem, and i saw monty and i was like "HEY!
" so we walked together. and then in the class i just hung out and we lectured about things. i love that class, he is so funny!! anyway, during lab i was workin with amanda and natania, but BEST chem friends. it was so funny!!! haha we were working with CO3 and amanda's like "wait, so there are three carbon-os?
" and natania's like "whats the name for nitrogen trioxide. whats the name for nitrogen trioxide. whats the name for nitrogen trioxide. " and then amandas like "there is no name for nitrogen trioxide! " and we were all laughing and stuff. natania laughed so hard she had to run to the bathroom.
it was great. did you know that calcium is in chalk!? weird stuff!! anyway, we finished our lab and i hung out with nate db and then i walked to my dads car and we went home. BREATHE ON ME. anyway, i chilled at home and worked on homework.
and then GUESS WHO CALLED!? tina and amy. yeah. i went in my room and talked to them and ate ice cream. and then it was GO TIME! well haha.
tina had to go so amy and i talked for awhile. it was really cool, i told her about all the hot upperclassmen (cause she had her sisters yearbook from two years ago) so she looked up JOE! WES! RC! ZACK! and many others.
it was cool. and then i was audi. bio was really cool. we did this genetics inheritance lab. it started off kinda lame cause we were just doing out genetic traits and then we started doing other things and then we got to do this kitty worksheet!! it was alotta fun!!
i really enjoyed it. anyway, then we did this thing where we had to get with each other and make babies. so we did that. i got with EVAN! the cute older one. haha but then i killed him because he got two recessives and i got two heteroezygotes!!!
i also got with all those pretty girls and ANDONIS!! hes such a cutie! he was all "this is gonna be akward" and im like "you know i swing that way. " and we fucked and we both turned out DOMINANT! woo! anyway, after it all mrs. b was writing our data up on the board and she was like so, what were the results.
and then when i thought about it, i was like "wait, the results would be inaccurate because we all had sex with people who were in different generation phases then us. " and she wa slike "what? " and i was like "well.. megan could have gotten it on with sarah when it was her first time but sarah's sixth time so we would have wrong results. " and then she was like "oooh.." and i was like "yeah, andonis was my twentieth bang, but i was his fourth. " and every laughed and she was like "TWENTY!! you were only supposed to do six!!
" and we all laughed and i was like "it was fun.." and she was all "THATS WHAT cAUSEs OVER POPULATION! BECAUSE ITS FUN! " hahaha i fell on the ground i was laughing so hard. after THAT much FUN i went home and worked on my lab report and chatted to the cuties on the net. AiMsStar125: omg...my sister's friend's dog ate a tampon and died haha!! anyway, then it was wednesday!
i woke up LATEr than usual so i had to RUSH RUSH. when i got to chem we had to go into this shitty little 3 foot lecture room. it was so small! but i hung out with natania and amanda so it wasnt that bad. monty was wearing his cute ES shirt and sarah looked HOT AND FIFTEEN!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH!!
you're a year closer to driving, sex, alcohol. baldness, saggy boobs, children, mid-life crisiss, marriage, fiftith anniversaries, and ADULTHOOD! you rock! that's my birthday shout out. well we eventually got to go back to our normal room. after monty blinded me by burning magnesium in a fire thing.
ouch. we just reviewed for the test and natania and i went online to neiman marcus and abercrombie. it was AWESOME!! ahh. clothes. i need to go to the mall.
I HAVENT BEEN TO JAMBA JUICE SINCE MAY!! wow. anyway, then amanda and i practiced our compounds. haha shes REALLY good at it. i, on the other hand, had megan (the older one) mouth the answers to me so i sounded smart. hahaha.
we were going to leave and mr. oka was all to amamnda "high heels are lethal! " cause she was wearing them. and then i was like "did you know that women in high heels produce more pressure under their heels than an elephant? " and amamndas like "NOT UH! " so we went back to ask mr. oka and we caught natania coming out of the class and we started yelling compounds at her. "BENZENE?
HYDROGEN PEROXIDE? " and shes like "ahh!! i need to study! you're hurting my head! " haha i love her! " anyway, we were waiting for mr. oka to talk to us cause sexy nate was asking a question.
then i saw jean and i thought i should give her a chance to explain her side of the story.. since i didnt even talk to her about her hating me. so i went over and i was like "jean, why dont you like me? " and she laughed (a good laugh) and she was like "who told you that!? " and i was like "dominic. the DrOMa queen. " and she was like "i dont not like you brandon, i dont know you.." and im like "well, we should get to know each otha cuz youre cool and im cool.
" and shes like "sounds like a plan" aww jeanie, you are so on my COOL PEOPLE list now! *HIGH FIVE! * no more fish face.. anyway, when we FINALLY got to ask mr. oka about the elephant/high heel thing he was like "well, you know how you figure that out? you take an elephant and an elephant wearing high heels and you put them on your foot and see which one hurts the most. " and amanda and i laughed and then i said "but isnt it true that stilletos can put a hole in a human foot? " and hes like "i dunno, ive never seen an elephant wearing stilletos.
but if i do, i hope its a girl. " haha so then we were like "bye mr. oka" and we walked out. megan was laughing REALLY hard. i walked with amanda and told her about how magolli (or whatever) broke my foot outside sullivan. SO MUCH PRESSURE!! ouch.
and then we did the ion/compoud thing. "NITRATE? " "NO3-, NITRITE? " "NO2-, BENZENE" and like i was walking up the hill and she was walking on the hall-ish thing so we were 3 yards apart and then up the hill, on the road, natania walks by and shes like "OMG! YOU GUYS ARE STILLA AT IT!? " haha it was SOOOOOO CLASSIC!
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!! IT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!! we said bye to amamnda and told her to study and then i quizzed natania and she walked down the road and i waited at the sign for my mom. haha she got a bunch right!! and then she left. STUDY HARD EVERYONE!
my mom came and picked me up after that.. anyway, when i got home i went on the computer and finished up my lab report and studied for the bio quiz. i also talked to JAYE!! im so glad we're talking now jaye, we'll be buddies even when we hate each other! i luv ya! anyway, tina called and then we called amy and then we all left and i talked to lily online. shes funnay.
jackorcan: hey budddie Budddie5: hey jack Budddie5: are you sexy? jackorca: duh. Budddie5: TINAS FISH! after that fun it was off to another night of ben, boredom and biology. i got there a little late with ashton and ciara. WOO!
we got a progress report and i totally got an A! did you expect anything less? good. then we took the quiz and i sat by ben!! ahh so hot. seriously.. DAAMN!
after it was over i was outside with ashton and these chicas from my lab class. see, on lab days we split up so that one group (INCLUDING: ashton, ciarra, tyler, ben boy, molly[or something]) goes with mrs. hoffman and the rest of us go with jill. yeah. after the break we got to evaluate the instructors and i was kinda harsh on mrs. b (jill) but everyone laughed. and then we talked and i didnt really pay attention cause we only went through four slides instead of the normal TWENTY (million. not) and so i just wrote notes and ashton + tyler + me partied and i was writing a note to naomi and i was like "BEN IS HOT!
" and he saw and looked at me and smiled. AHH SO CUTE! and evan and i got in a heated debate. and i was like "SHUT UP, YOU LOVE ME! " and he laughed and just sat there and smiled. wow wow wow.
boys and biology. anyway, naomi and i left at like seven cause we didnt wanna watch the HOUR movie. i called annie and we talked about tp. and shit. PT CRUISER!! WOO!
and then i left and went home. ahh the night was nice. i studied for the chem test and talked to amy and tina. even though she never called me. biotch. just kidding.
i went to bed early. on my ONE YEAR AND ONE DAY of being OPENLY GAY! so great. this past year has been the awesomest year ever. it's been an exciting month!! thank god it's over.
now we can all just move on. so let's recap the month: IT'S SUMMER! i love joe. a lot. naomi and ryan ditched me for asia. kyle's coool, but his boyfriend's not.
patrick gave me his number.. amy is cool. SHE'S LIKE "the BEST" amazon. nathalie bitched me out and then wanted me to help her. katy is in STANFORD. WITHOUT ME!! i better finish her letter.
annie and i are SO VAIN! ronnie gets more action than drunk dominic. in the future, tina will be rich $$ RIP Jake Herfurth, Amber's dog. *HUG! * if i die before i wake, feed jake. my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
crystal is a cutie. i totally apologize for making everyone think she was a bad person in my last blog. JACK NEVER MAKES PLANS. i think he just says he wanted to hang out with me. makes sense, cause he does the same thing with dominic. or so i hear.
bio and chem arent THAT hard. dreams are the hottest forms of porn. and the number one thing of the month: jaye's talking to me again!! QUOTE OF THE MONTH: ClimberB9: everyone is homosexual to some extent. ClimberB9: no one goes through life without experiencing homosexual feelings to some extreme. NOTE: i'm doing a BEST QUOTES OF THE SUMMER post at the end-ish of august.
so stay cool and keep bein' funny and maybe you'll land a spot. call me. if you're sexy. bRaNdOn 
