  ---------------------------------------- HAHA!! READ DIZ! --------------------- The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello. " "Is your daddy home? " he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him? " The child whispered, "No. " Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there? " "Yes. " "May I talk with her? " Again the small voice whispered, "No. " Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there? " "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman. " Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?
" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what? " "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise? " "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there? " asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper. " Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for? " Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "ME.
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