  OH MY FARQN GOD!  THERE WERE TWO FARQN COCKAROACHES IN MIE FARQN ROOM!  FIRST I GET HOME. AND I WAZ CHANGIN AND GOT ON DA COMP. THEN FROM DA CORNER OF MIE EYE I SEE A BLACK DOT. AND THEN I TURNED AND THERE WAS THIS BIG BIG HUMUNGO COCKAROACH ON MY CEILING.
IT SCARED THE HELL OUTA MEH! IT STARTED CRAWLIN TOWARDS MIE BED. AND IF IT DROPPED ON IT. I WOULD SCREAM O. O"  SO I CLIMBED ONTO MIE BED. AND STARTED SPRAYING MIE TRUSTY COCKAROACH SPRAY LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORRO. AND THE THING TURNED AND WENT THE OTHER WAY. THEN. IT STARTED GOING TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE CEILING. WICH WAS NOT GOOD O. O"  SO I WENT PSYCHO AND STARTED YELLING. AND SPRAYING, AND FINALLY THE THING DROPPED TO THE FLOOR.
THEN! ANOTHER ONE COMES!
 O. O"
 AT THAT STAGE I WENT. MORE PSYCHO. i think it was the first cockaroachs wife or something. AND I STARTED SPRAYING AGAIN. THEN ONE GOES OUT MY DOOR. AND MIE GRANMA TOOK CARE OF THAT ONE. YEH I HEARD MIE MUM SHOUT " DONT STEP ON IT!  THEN " AII YAH. GUTS EVERYWHERE"  . YEH SO I SUPPOSE MIE GRANMA DID. NEWHO THE OTHER ONE WENT BEHIND THE BOOK SHELF. AND IM STILL STANDIN ON MIE BED.
LOL. THEN MIE GRANMA COMES IN AND IM LYK " ITS BEHIND THERE BEHIND THERE!  GRANMA:
 "
WHERE WHERE?  ME: NOO!  ITS UP THERE NOW!  LOOK!  UP THERE!  GRANMA:
 "
WHERE?  I CANT SEE IT.  I WAS THINKING GODDAMNIT WOMAN ARE U BLIND OR SOMETHING. IT ENDED UP CRAWLING ON MIE CURTAINS O.
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AND MIE GRANMA MANAGED TO MEKE THAT GO ON DA GROUND. AND KILLED DAT TOO.  so in the end we are all scared shietless,
 paranoid and wont be able to sleep tonight. but we all hav each other to depend on. beside mie brother whos a farqn asshole and left me at mie doom. and mie mother who is more scared of cockaroaches than i am. and mie granma who is partialy blind and cant see a big black thing walkin on a wall. at least we have each other. and survived it. or maybe not since i inhaled lyk half the can of cockaroach spray O.
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