  heyo there.  lol.  i am going to talk abt mie wonderful tae kwon do lesson = D.  ok.  i was waiting around for rachel to come pick me up.
 and i hear their car.  so i open da door.  and its dark and raining and i havnt got mie glasses on.  so i was.  confused.  coz i wasnt sure if it waz them or not.
 so wen i got close to da car.  i opened da door.  and rachelz like.  " gee.  u looked lost.
 lol.  we arrived at tkd.  bowed at the door before entering.  out out belts on.  went around and bowed to everyone higher rank than us.  and then did some stretches.
 we stretched a bit.  then instructer michael.  told us to move in.  and we began our lesson.  we do wat we usually do.  like stretch.
 ankle.  knees.  hips.  shoulders.  neck.  and then he tells us to do stuff.
 like.  i dno.  lower section block.  midsection kick.  watever.  cant remember.
 but that boring stuff.  then.  we had to spar.  abit.  but only 3 step sparring.  just kinda.
 slow.  blocking stuff.  and then.  we had to do stretching.  like.  "
a side face b side.  b side down.  a side left leg up"  we put our leg on their shoulder.  and yeh they stand up.  blah blah.
 wen i waz sparring rachel.  ins.  mike moved her away.  he doesnt like white belts with white belts.  damn him.  but i got fred so it waz good.
 hez really nice.  lol.  and he asked abt mie earings o_O.  he goes.  " ur earings.
 dice.  ive never seen dice before.  ive seen crocodiles.  but not dice.  "  and im like.
 " gee.  u look at earings often?  and he goes.  nah.  just its big.
 and u notice.  and im like.  " ahah.  ok.  .
 and then he goes.  how come ones white and ones black?  and i go.  " coz i wanted some contrast.  .
 hez like.  oh ok.  ive seen olympic earings too.  they were lil rings.  "  and im like.
 wow.  somepplz are obsessed.  so we had a whole discussion on earings.  lol.  aahhaa.  quite intersting.
 after stretching.  we did some more sparring.  then.  we moved in.  as in.  all da higher pplz go to da front.
 and then.  he got us to do our pattern.  and ttthheen.  he got a side to face b side again.  and do some more sparring.  i was next to rachel agen.
 so he moved her.  and said.  its got to spar different ppl.  and i got natasha.  we had to do kinky stretches.  and i was with rachel for that.
 i need to practice more.  dont really have a good stretch.  we basicly sparred.  stretched.  patterns.  sparred.
 sparred.  patterns.  strtch.  sparred.  sparred.  the interesting part got to the free spar.
 well it wasnt that interesing but wen he mad everyone take 10 steps back so were on opposite sides of the hall.  and made one of us run up to the other or meet in the middle or watever.  it was kool.  i had ins.  mike for that.  weird.
 he jsut full charged at me.  and i was like.  wtf.  and hez like.  ur allowed to touch me.  go on.
 go.  kick me.  go.  punch.  and i was like.  trying to.
 but hez moving.  and.  yeh.  everyone tellz me i have to relax.  damnit.  wats wrong with focussing.
 i moved on to dominic.  hez sooooo tall.  and hez like.  hit me.  i dont care.  if i get hurt its my fault.
 so im just punchin and kicking.  lalala.  and i move on to fred.  lol.  he goez 2 me.  touch me.
 i dont care.  it wont hurt.  and if it does its my fault.  u can kick me.  just not my balls.  lol ahaha.
 so im kicking.  tryna punch.  and hez like.  hit me.  ok.  hit my arm.
 and im like.  do i have to?  and he goes.  yes.  so i punch.  and hez like harder.
 so i punch agen.  harder.  punch.  harder.  punch.  hmm.
 harder.  PUNCH.  yeh.  hit me like that.  i dont care.  just not my balls i told u that.
 ahaha i was just laffing.  coz he kept telling me to hit him and then saying.  just not my balls at the end.  so i kicked and punched and everything.  then.  i got him in the head =
S.  not good.  i moved onto nazza.  i think thats her name.  ins.  mike changed the thing.
 we started some self defence kinda thing.  like.  in da streets.  some dude comes up and pushes u.  and then he said.  most pplz act smart and are like cmon lets fight.
 and put their heads forward.  and drop their hands.  let them walk abt 3 steps then. wham*  straight for the head.  90%
of the time u'll knock em out.  so he got the seniors to drop their guard.  and wen i got nazza.  she started sparring.  and im like. eh.
 i think ur supposed 2 drop ur guard and " taunt me"  lol.  aahah so shes like ooh.  are we?  ok then.
 OoOOoOo bring it on.  cmon. nbsp;  .  ahah lol and i was just laughing and i actually hit her in the head.  by accident.
 and shes like.  oohhh ur good.  lol.  i moved onto this other lady.  she was alrite.  didun do much in teaching me.
 but told me to keept moving.  then i got.  isobel or grace.  thing it was isobel.  anyways.  ins.
 mike changed the thing agen.  and said.  most pplz r taller than u.  dont think thats a disadvantage.  coz all u gotta do is jump and then punch.  so i had to try that on isobel while we were sparring.
 coz i had to wait for them to drop their guards.  and i gotta jump and punch.  and shes way taller than me.  so i was trying.  and yeh.  we then did actual self defence.
 now this is the interesting part.  ins.  mike goes.  " ok.  anyone have any questions?
 noone says anything.  " ok so if i hold u in any lock u wuld be able to get out of it?  no one says anuthing.  * walks through the middle*
 * points at rachel*  " im going to pick on u.  u didun have a question.  u gotta have a voice in this class.
 * has rachel in a headlock*  " what do u do?  * rachel does nothing*
 * ins. mike lets go*  " u have 3 seconds to save urself.  *
ins. mike walks throo middle agen*  * points at me*  " u didun ask any questions either.
 * has me in a headlock*  ( i remembered wat natasha told me abt the lessons i was away.  u put ur chin down so they cant choke u.  *
puts chin down.  makes no difference*  so i.  lifted mie arm up to punch him.  and like i didun mean to actually HIT him.  but coz i culdnt see his head.
 being ina headlock and all.  i accidently hit him in the jaw.  or chin.  or cheek.  or face.  i dont know.
 but yeh.  lol.  * he lets go*  lol everyones just laughing.  and he goes.
 " that COULD work.  but i woulda broke ur neck.  * has me in headlock agen*  "
step on my foot"  * steps on his foot*  * he lets go.  lol.
ahaha so i punched ins. mike in the face.  ANYWAYZ.  we did more self defence work like pressure point on hand,  underarm,  how ta pinch pplz.
 lol.  so funii.  i had isobel right.  so shes tryna find mie pressure point on mie hand.  and shes like.  iz it hurting?
 and i culdnt feel anything.  and wen i culd.  u twist the wrist.  and push it back.  and break it.  i had to demonstrate that for mike.
 he walked past and was like.  who punched me b4?  ahh u.  grab me.  so i did.  and he gets mie pressure point .
 twists mie wrist hard.  and then full pushes it back.  and im like.  ow ow ow.  evil bastard.  lol.
 after that.  we had this other one.  where we pinch on thier back.  like big chunks of flesh and twist.  or lil bits.  so isobel is like.
 ok.  we're at a party.  and im a guy checkin u out.  and im gna come and hug u.  lmao.  shes actin all drunk.
 and gives me this big hug.  then i have to grab bits on her bak.  and pinch till she lets go.  lol.  it was so funny.  tthen.
 we had pressure point in the armpit.  and we couldnt find it.  like i grabed her.  and shes tryna find it.  and i let go.  and shes like.
 did it hurt or u just ticklish?  lol ahaha it was ticklish.  then mikes like.  anyone cant do that put ur hand up.  so i put mie hand up.  and isobels like.
 dont put ur hand up!  but then he came.  and she asked him where the hand pressure point was.  and hez like.  u serioz?  u dno this?
 and isobelz like.  yeh.  i havnt done this.  so he shows her.  then grace.  goes.
where is it?  and hez like u dont know this?  and shes like no.  and wen he left.  isobels like.  geeez.
 he expects us to know everything.  and im like yeh.  just coz ur blackbelts.  lol.  wen ins. mike needed to demonstrate somethign else.
 he walked pass me and goes.  im not picking u.  ur an animal.  lol.  ahahha.  ahha.
 lol.  i like self defence the best.  we did some stretching and some patterns.  then we finished.  tkd is fun wen u dont spar like crazy.  i got period 1 tomoro.
 damn jap lesson.  anywhoz.  bb.
