  I was surveying my fields this afternoon when I came across a crop circle, in the middle of which stood this four-foot green alien. (not shown in actual size) "Hey, you can't squat here," I said. "Yes I can ," it adamantly said. "Can NOT! " " CAN TO! " So I threatened to call the cops. Which was only met with a peal of laughter. "I'm sorry you didn't get the memo, earth person," it said, "but your lease on the planet expires in two weeks ..." "... and we're not renewing your contract . " 
