  So I'm standing in front of the fax machine waiting for my 16,000 page order to go through. I look up at the picture that hangs on the wall behind the fax machine. It's one of those cheesy inspirational pictures that has a picture of an Eagle with the title "Dare to Soar" and a caption underneath that says "You're Attitude Almost Always Determines Your Altitude in Life".
I don't know what kind of drugs somebody slipped in to my lunch but I put my arms out in the air and started to sway the top half of my body while making the airplane noise. Now this is something I think I've seen 4 year olds do in the back yard and then they pretend they've been shot down and crash to the grass.
I'm in my own world here kids. When I realize suddenly where I am and that there are eyes on me. I turn around slowly with my arms still raised only to find the President of the company trying to stifle the smile on his face-very unsuccessfully. He busts out laughing and tells me to keep up the good work. Can my face get any redder???? I AM SO SOFA KING WE TODD IT. (Say it outloud kids) 
