  The Onion A/V Club interviews Brock on drinking, songs, jail time and that rape accusation. urlLink The white gangsters were hilarious. I was in a holding cell with three of 'em, and they're all just telling their superthug stories about how they can outrun all the cops. I had no sense of humor, and I was like, "Why don't you guys shut the fuck up? You're in jail. You apparently aren't so hot at outrunning cops. " There was this one dude wearing the uniform they give you, and he was like, "All right!
These are my new club clothes! " I'm just like, "You are an idiot. Shut the fuck up right now until I leave. This isn't fun! " Here's the rad thing: One of the dudes, this Little Lord Badass, was on the same cellblock as me, and when he'd get on the phone, it'd be, "Dad, you gotta bail me out of here! " It was awesome. [Via Professor Dann] 
