  urlLink Miss. L has come up with a brilliant idea to avoid post-breakup phone calls: “I got an idea for a website. Two, actually: "dontcallhim.com" and "dontcallher.com" You go there, and read a manifesto on why you should not call the person you want to call but shouldn't (like your ex). The original idea came when my friend Jeremy got three calls in one night from a girl he'd JUST started dating and I said "Dude, she shouldn't call you, she should call me, and I'll tell her why she shouldn't call you.
" (The original idea was for operators to be standing by to tell people how to play their current romantic situation. 1-900-LUVADVICE. ) But back to the website: maybe there would be little tabs you could click on that corresponded to your situation. "Because he's an asshole", "Because of that restraining order", "Because it's only been twenty minutes", "Because you already left her three messages. " Etc.” 
