  The Umbrellas Me: What do you think of the umbrellas? Jeff: Is that a band? Me: No, they're on the back porch. I often ask what people think about different bands so I understand urlLink Jeff's confusion . However I was in fact talking about actual umbrellas on the back porch of our school's dining area. I wasn't sure what I thought at first, but then I was walking back from class this afternoon and I remembered many meals spent squinting in light of a blazing sun.
Besides as weak as my eyes are, a cloudy sky is often too bright for me. I carried on the joke with several people in the cafeteria. I convinced them it was a new hardcore band from Tuscon, Arizona. I advised them to go download some. I said the band was inspired by Captain Geesh and the Shrimp Shack Shooters. Fake titles include: I've Got You Covered, Drought, Slam Dancin' in the Rain, Obnoxious Pale Guy and I Live in the Doghouse. 
