  "Personals Ad" By Reggie Dinkins, Jr. This is Myles Oliver and he is looking for love.&nbsp; A virgo orignially from Eastern Ave of Northeast DC, won citywide acclaim as a champeen eater. A hot-dogger to say the least, Myles won the Ben's Chilli Dogfest in 1997, by eating a record 37 chilli half-smokes (each half-smoke is worth 1.5 hot dogs, and chilli counts for .5 dogs).The photo above is from Myles at the DC Armory Ham Sammich Games in 2003.
He won 6 of the 8 events, including the Heavyweight String Bean Contest, the Live Piñata (this is where you see if you can eat a whole cow), and the Pudding be Me (an event where you jump into a large tub of pudding and eat your way out. ) He has often shied away from the dating scene because of his stature and fame in the competitive eating community.
Myles enjoys walks in the park, butt-naked poetry, roller-blade critiques, and making his own pot-liquor from his indoor collard garden. Myles is looking for a woman who doesn't mind a man with a heavy workload, and is over 200lbs, unless she is a skinny gemini. To contact Myles or any of our other hoeless romantics, please contact Ethel Womack 301-455-3534, or Truly Johnson 202-365-0927. 
