  I've known for a long time that I have no shame... I can count the people that have the ability to make me feel shame or embarrassment on 1 hand...
I am down right brazen according to some. I am not afraid to ask questions that I want the answers to. I am not ashamed to defend myself verbally or otherwise. Is there something wrong with this? No...
I don't think so. Yet, people always seem surprised when I ask these " sordid " questions. They show their astonishment by saying: "I can't believe you said/asked that! " Example: A rather unintelligent man that I had the displeasure of fucking, had the nerve to ask ME in front of MY mother if I enjoyed sex with him. Since he made the move on being uncouth, I obliged him with my answer: "I've had better. Your penis is pretty small, you don't believe in foreplay and I've seen higher stamina in a bunny rabbit. You probably could be better if you'd put EFFORT into sex. " He later attempted to chastise me for making said comments. "I can't believe you said that, in front of your mother! " I corrected him immediately by stating: "You ASKED me in front of my mother, so I TOLD you.
If you didn't want to hear the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question. " He believed the sun rose over the ocean. I pointed out that it did... On the EAST coast. Then asked him where HE thought we were... He's known to my sister simply as "man boobs". Nothing against men with titties... But this dude was an ASSHOLE. I was high, that's my excuse. Just reliving some bad memories today. I hope this made someone laugh. 
