  this conversation took place over lunch at mongolian grill in eugene yesterday afternoon with 2 of my friends from work, who happen to be dating... guy friend : one of these days, i want to get her into castle superstore... me : hey, i haven't been there yet. i still say we make it a field trip. guy friend : good idea, i still can't get HER to go in though. girl friend : what kind of stuff do they have in there... i've never been in one of those places before.
me : FUCK! you're 32 years old "H"! you're more fucking sheltered than i am! girl friend : those places are just gross... guy friend : not all THAT stuff is out in the open. me : yeah, they have joke stuff, t-shirts, all sorts of fun stuff. girl friend : joke stuff? cool! guy friend : then there's the 3 foot wang hanging on the wall... me : (pretending to bow down to the 3 foot wang) isn't it beautiful?!
girl friend : people don't actually USE that though... me : with enough lube "H"... anything is possible. she's gagging... he's laughing so hard that he's not making a sound and his face is red. i just continue to shovel noodles and beef into my mouth. as if my comment were the most natural explanation in the world. i didn't tell them that i've had 3 men ask if i would strap one on and fuck them in the ass... i think "H" would have tossed her cookies. 
