  Cool dream. Coo-ool. I just woke up (12:30 ish) and... Aw man. Very cool. So, I lived in my house with my two sisters and my mom, and my mom was going to the okanagan. We lived on the same street we do in real life (Davison Road, except my old violin teacher (Florence) lived at the end of the street, and down Harris Road where Harris Park would be, was a massive canyon and wilderness we called "The Mile".
My mom left, and I said to myself, "Y'know, I'd really like to take up the violin again. " So, I picked up my case and walked to Florence's. Along the way, my violin changed into a bow and arrow, and I guess I just accepted this random change and moved on. When I got there, she was all excited her number one archery pupil had returned to her, and she set up a practice session right away, to take place in the heart of The Mile. So, as she gathered supplies, I wandered around her house... I guess I kinda got lost, because when I saw the entrance again, all there was was her daughter (who looked suspiciously like Go-Go from Kill Bill, thanks Julia) who said she'd already left and would be waiting for me there.
I set out, and walked up Harris Road. You know where the Langley Farm Market and the Old Rec-Center is now? Well, in my dream, instead of a parking lot, there was a winding garden path with an orchestra playing along it. I asked one young flutist, looked like the where-wolf chick from Ginger Snaps 2, you know, when she was hot? I asked her whether this path led to The Mile. She replied in a no-nonsence tone, "Yes.
And you DEFINITLY don't need anything to pass through the portal. " After that, I backed away slowly and pushed on. I forget what song the band was playing, but it was rather nice and it set the mood. I finally reached what I could only guess was the portal that girl talked about. It looked ancient and magic and a blue, fluid substance filled and danced around it. I stepped in, without fear, and instantly I was racked with pain.
Crazy seventies transitional screen later, I stepped out into a bar. Not just any bar, mind you, but the bar from the game Resident Evil: Outbreak. So, I grabbed a shot-gun and went to town. Killed all the zombies in my sight, saved the aspiring blonde news anchorwoman (stupid selfish Andrew) and went BACK through the portal. After being racked by pain AGAIN and seeing nothing but magical heavy blue stuff, I emerged in what I expected the middle of The Mile's canyon would look like. Rocks, trees, canyon walls on either side.
Standard stuff. Oh, and Florence was there, screaming at me. No, not at me, but at the giant snake/fish (I'll just say half eel) woman who had my in her grasp. We fought it for a while and pushed it back through the portal. She looked at me and said, "Don't you have your Moonstone!? Without your Moonstone when you go through the portal, you could end up anywhere!
And all the devils and angels and everything in between can see you and hitch a ride on you to our reality! " She lectured me for a while longer (I just tuned her out) and we begun to practice archery. After the sun went down, I went home and kinda chilled there for a while. The next day, there was this Tournament taking place in The Mile, and so I brought me and my super-hero team (Adam, Andrew, Allon, Chase, Matt, Rourke) and also my sister, Haley (armed with an assault rifle/grenade launcher) to enter. We were pitted against The Avengers (the Marvel Comics answer to D.C.'s The Justice League, The Avengers had in it Captain America, The Hulk, Thor and several others). Nothing really happened until my sister and a female version of Thor were put against each other in a virtual target range.
The object was to hit the targets, but Thor-woman kept throwing her hammer at Haley. In response, Haley shot her with a grenade, and she s'ploded. Now, not only did this kill She-Thor in real life, but it somehow also took out Captain America who was having a throwing knife contest with Allon at the time (Captain America sucked horribly, by the way. Kept hitting the top right corner of the board... I don't know why). So, we just kinda wandered off, and me and Adam entered in a race around The Mile (which, by the way, encompasses an area alot bigger than just a mile.
That's just the tamed areas. The rest of it is wilderness and stretches on for a loooong while). Y'ever seen the movie Hidalgo? All the arabian racer guys were there, on their pure-bread horses. So was Adam, for some reason, robed in arabian garb on a horse. I was just on my bike...
The race started. Adam and I stopped somewhere along the line to help some kid who got stuck trying to fix this grate to the sewers, and we all stopped at night by a bridge. Adam learned how to catch a fish by diving into the water with a rope by the one NICE arabian guy from the movie (Hidalgo, remember), and I (being a vegetarian and not eating meat like fish) ate some poisonous berries. I didn't know they were poisonous, but some random woman told me they were, so I made myself throw up by putting my fingers down my throat. It took a loooong time, like, ten minutes of trying. And I had to shove my fingers really, really far down there... Kinda freaky.
For my braver (? no idea why) the random woman gave me 4 and a half blueberries. She HAD an entire bucket, but would she give me anymore? Nooooooo... The next morning, me and Adam got a headstart, and cheated by hopping on a train. We entered one of the carts, and it was like, old fashioned saloon-style poker.
But, who was there? Andrew, Nick Quin and Julia... Dammit, Julia! The entire time you kept asking if we'd play Big Two instead... Anywho, that's about where the dream ended, so I'll not take up anymore of your time. I also kind of dreamed about the end of Ginger Snaps Two, y'know, when the doorbell rings to the crazy girls house? I dreamed it was me, and I was all like, "I'm the greatest warrior in the land! " so she sets her were-wolf on me, and I tackle it and inject it with a serum that turns it back into a woman, completely cured.
And then I taught the crazy little girl that what she did was wrong and she was completely cured of all insanity. -brushes hands together- Done deal. -Nod 
