  That's right. Kelsey. Adam. Andrew. All jumping OFF the good ship "S.S. Tom". Julia's always been way gone in her Starcraft game.
Amanda's left me to hang out with Mitch more often, Julie's in El Paso... Or Halifax, same thing. Oh, wait, Krystal's finally home. I'm going to help her clean out the ooooold garage tomorrow. You know, flaunt my manly man muscles. Of course, compared to Krystal's arms -&nbsp;I'm a little girl with osteoperosis. Anyways, speaking of Kelsey (scroll up.
Top of the first paragraph. Second scentence, third word. There, see?! We so were talking about Kelsey. And you had the audacity to question me... ME !! ) I popped by her house today and we watched a cooooool movie with Sean Bean in it called "Equilibrium".
It was good, but they killed off Seanie B. pretty quick. Some cool fight scenes, though - Showing you sometimes guns are better closer up than furhter away. Her friend Ana came by and watched Drew Carrey. She seemed cool. We ate some home-made, low-phe chocolate ice cream :D it was goo-ood. Ana left, and me'n Kel went down... Uhh... Burard?
I forget the name of the street. We got some vege-sushi. It was pretty decent, but I reeeeally have to develop my disgraceful inability to wield chopsticks. Her laughter burned wholes the size of quaters in my ego center, and... OMG!!! WORST PART!!!
She... She... She... SHE PAID!!!! She's not alowed to pay! That's why I worked my ass off for four hours for some smelly cowboy on Monday! So I'd pay! It killed my manliness. Honest to God.
I have no manliness left. My penis was 18 inches long. And three feet... Around. Now it's down to a piddling 7. All your fault. Oh well, other than THAT...
Incident... The day was awesome! The pet shop's pretty cool, but some of those fish gave me the willies... And not in a good, Las Vegas way. Next time we go out, Kel, I'm paying. And we're eating someplace ritzy. Like... Whitespot :D Unfortunatly, that won't be for some time... She's leaving for 3 whole weeks come Sunday.
-sniff-. Oh well, she says she'll send me lots of postcards and call me on our one month (which is ironically the day she get's back, the 21st of August). Before I left her to her evil workey place, we talked about dreams we'd had recently. Her's, she said, she came home from her sailing trip to find out I was dating... Dun dun dunnn... Someone ELSE!! Ooooh... You don't have to worry about that, Kel lol Mine was much better.
It had pirates and me and all my super hero buddies were in it, using their powers :D. After that, I kissed her g'bye, had a good jog down to the bustop and enjoyed a luxurious ride home with my favorite newspaper. I can't believe Adam and Andrew are going away, leaving me at the mercies of a cruel and uncertain future. You bastards!!! On a related note, I saw the 'Bourne Supremacy' with Adam the other day. Good movie. Goooo-ooood movie.
A little less action than the first, but cooler. And a little sadder. That's all I'm saying. That and... NOOOO!!! HIS WIFE GOT SNIPED IN THE&nbsp;BACK OF THE HEAD FIFTEEN&nbsp;MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE BECAUSE THE SNIPER THOUGHT IT WAS BOURNE WHO WAS IN THE DRIVERS SEAT!!!!
AAAAAAAAH!!!! *ahem* -fixes tie- Anywho. Carry on. -Nod 
