  Dear Evil Co-Workers: Why did you give me a gift certificate for Express? After almost three years, have you not yet realized I have an addictive personality whose obsession includes shopping? Is it necessary to send me further into debt just for a few pairs of Editor capri pants? Not only that, but did you stop to think I now have to go out and purchase at least four pairs of kitten heel sandals to go with new outfits? Not to mention new belts, as I now have a waistline that allows belts? What is wrong with you people? Am I the only sane person left? Thanks, you guys...I seriously appreciate it. I will look FABULOUS on my bday date with Vicente tomorrow night. It's more fun this way...C 2004 your-non-girlfriend.com 
