  I've got this Latte and Biscotti candle going in my office.  Ummm.  Kinda makes me think of pancakes or something.  Let us recap the last four years:  ( in chronological order ,
 mind you )  May 2000 -  Met Vicente for the first time ( sorry,  V,  was not impressed)
 July 2000 -  Talked dirty to V for the first- of- many times:  almost turned his truck around but alas,  SMU kept calling August 2000 -
 Took the fool and his two friends to the airport for a " long weekend"  ( Same month)  -  Picked them up,
 jumped Vicente,  crawled away in shame ( not really )  January 2001 -  Became " somewhat exclusive"
 ( meaning he still got to go out with other people)  January 2004 -  Put my foot down on " GF status"  and "
nongirlfriend"  was born Oh God,  the rest is history!  ( you know you love me,  baby)
 Copyright 2004 Non- Girlfriend 
