  The door was a work in progress. Now it is just there. Again, I think I am afraid to finish it, plus I haven't found any good graphics for it lately.
I'm still wondering why the hell I drew a clothes hanger and wrote "mommie dearest" under it? Mary/Lisa thinks I need a mission statement for my new business. I quipped, "To get rich off of someone else without having to really do anything. " She loved it. I wasn't serious but what the hell? Have you actually read your company's mission statement lately?
It's all feel-good and seriousness. I think we should have smartass mission statements, both for ourselves and our companies: "To ruthlessly dominate the world and have everyone hate me. " (Microsoft) "To capture helpless chickens and make their last days on this earth a living hell. " (KFC) "To give young girls a reason to want their nails a pasty white. " (Liquid Paper) "To turn us all into crazed, craftsy people. " (Michael's) For purposes of covering my ass, I'm only JOKING Microsoft, KFC and Michael's. Liquid Paper, I'm not.
Because I used several bottles of your stuff in my adolescence and I still get the urge to do a French manicure when I'm whiting out mistakes. Copyright 2004 nongirlfriend.com 
