  I walk outside my back door and look to the west. There is a beautiful chicken on top of my neighbor's pigeon coop (he's weird about birds like that) that was crowing his/herself silly. I got closer to the bird, who was standing on one leg like a flamingo, and I could see little golden spots in its feathers. My kind of chicken - it went and got highlights. "Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen? " And where can I sign up ? Something's missing all right. Copyright 2004 Non-Girlfriend 
