  As I was visiting Fluffy Happy Bunnies' blog today, I read that she received an honor by being listed on a site naming "idiot blogs. " And that Pissed Kitty was listed there as well. Fuck, have these half-wits not yet seen "Sometimes My Balls Feel Like Tits" or the ubiquitous "Hot Abercrombie Chick"?? Have they not looked at mine ? I was not happy that someone was dissing fellow hometown blogger FHB. I was not happy that I actually thought to use the word "dissing.
" So I decided to go on a quest for my own idiot blogs. Put mine at the top of the list: 1, 2 and 3 - mentioned above 4 - "Fuck You Too" - Yeah, but he is 18, so I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. Just stop posting Incubus lyrics, hon. We can get them off the Internet ourselves. 5 - "beandip" - Meet Amanda. Amanda is in love.
With everything. And the object of her affection changes on a daily basis. Amanda should visit her university infirmary and request some medication. Ah, but at least she turned me on to Rum and Monkey. 6 - ANY BLOGGER THAT PUTS THEIR OWN PEDANTIC POETRY AS A POST - Stop it. Now.
Or else you will force me to do the same, and that would be scary. And painful. 7 - "Connect, Relate and Resonate" - Honestly, besides the whole religious thing, the only prob I have with this blog is that someone is posting comments on his site, and they are calling themselves "Chicken. " Oh, and what the fuck is Kaya? Will someone let me know? 8 - "Thoughts From Cake" - Vivian, please stop using those smileys.
K? ;) 9 - Any blog about weight loss, with the exception of Poundy, who is a talented and hilarious writer. I love Poundy. 10 - "duk vs chiken" - I cannot even figure this one out. At least my blog has a consistent theme, alcoholism. Oh, and the door.
11 - "Hours" - No wonder this person is a virgin. Someone, help! Quickly! 12 - "Group Poop" - Literally, a bunch of shit. 13 - "Jack Rascal" - I love dogs, you all know that, but this is a little too much love. And I hope to God my dogs don't think of me as their "mistress" - it feels a bit too dominatrix for my comfort.
Now...for the list of great or at least amusing blogs I found while searching for the inane ones (not to include those I read (almost) daily) - please note the list is much shorter: urlLink Rum and Monkey and urlLink Other Crap and urlLink Biffa's Blog Hey, feel more than welcome to slam my blog as well. I'm no Cynthia Heimel. But at least I know my limitations. Besides, I crave degradation. It's something I learned from childhood. C 2004 your-non-girlfriend.com 
