  Irritating LaLa's, Narcoleptic Puppies and other disturbing trends... Aka. What my friends are up to these days. I've always prided myself on having weird friends, but lately things seem to be beyond the normal weird.
Luey has decided he wants to start breeding narcoleptic puppies. Frankly, I think the stress of getting married has finally made him crack. His reasoning for breeding these doggie doormats is they're less likely to run away. Once they get outside they get so excited that they pass out asleep. I suppose he's right, no one ever said "you can't teach a comatose dog new tricks. " But it just seems like so much trouble, the cross-breeding, the canine sleep studies, the endless nights of tranking out wiener dogs with codeine and Jack Daniels. It sounds like work, work, work. And what do you do with those puppies that get the reverse genes and stay up for weeks on end, nervously shaking and incessantly barking... oh wait, he's already got one of those.
Pfft! Then there's David and urlLink this ... How anyone could unleash such horrors upon the earth, I cannot even imagine. This man must be stopped. And I'm not going to mention all the nipple twisting and strip parcheesy going on at Mr. B's house. Actually... come to think of it, everything seems copacetic. I love my friends. --Will 
