  Speaking of other people's blogs...I found this funny ass joke on JewZoo's: A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do? " The operator in a calm, soothing voice says, "Just take it easy, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. " There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. The hunter's voice comes back on the line saying, "OK, now what? " 
