  desperately seeking google All I want in the world is to be able to be googled. Is this too much to ask. Yes, it may be sad to measure ones worth by whether or not you can be googled. But someday I will meet somebody who is slightly obsessed with me, and how will he secretly stalk me if I can't be googled? It's just so sad to type your name in, and have some cheese queen from Wisconsin pop up. 
