  Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired. " "Passionate kiss like spider web - soon lead to undoing of fly.
" "Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone! " "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. " "Man who walk through airport turnstile backwards going to Bangkok. " "Man who do business in whorehouse get jerked around. " "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk! " "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
" "War not determine who right. War determine who left. " "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. " "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night! " "It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it. " "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there! " "Man who live in glass house should change in basement. " "Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand" "Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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