  So, Someone new has moved into our house. I don't know how he(orshe) got in but I would like him to pack his stuff and move out. Not that I'mn afraid of mice...but I don't want them crawling on me while I'm asleep. I gotta say he IS pretty cute.
So I called my friend chris last night to help with the whole mousey mouse situation and he was all like "why are you freaking out?
What's the big deal? " and then he gave me some ideas on how to get rid of my mousey mouse friend,:1) get a bucket, make a ramp and put food on the ramp and trap it....this is a bad Idea b/c I saw the mousey mouse climb a wall..2) leave a trail of food to the door and leave the door open...this is a bad idea b/c I have some really fucking creepy neighbors and I do not want them in my apartment, or I don't want to let the mousey mouse in someone else's apartment. I don't want to kill the mousey mouse. I just would like him to find a new place of residence.
I want to catch him and set him free in the park or in the subway, mice seem to like the subway. OR, catch him, put him in a cage, feed him, love him, call him fabio and he'll be mine forever.........yeah, not so much the last one. any ideas about catching my mousey mouse friend in a humaine way? NO KILLING!!! !those traps scare the crap outta me... 
