  If I could graduate all over again, I would: 1. Wear underwear. Oops. 2. Not be as hung over. 3.
Bring a flask and be drunk. At least that way all the jokes would be funnier. 4. I wouldn't be such dumbass. Example: While introducing my parents to my thesis advisor/great prof of mine. "Mom, Dad, this is Dr. __.
He is a Shakespeare expert and wrote a really famous article on Othello. " Prof, "What article on Othello. " Stupid Me, "Uhhh, you know. The article. On Othello. That we read in class.
" Prof-- has very confused look on his face, "What are you talking about? " Me, getting annoyed, "The article on Othello you wrote. I still have it. " Prof, "You mean HAMLET ?! We didn't read Othello in that class. " OOPS Good thing they can't ungraduate me! 
